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Old 18 September 2006, 08:05 AM
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Man about to get married




My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.
it was her stunningly gorgeous younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
Mini-skirts, and generally was bra-less. One day, "little" sister called and
asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
Feelings and desires for me that she just couldn't overcome. She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and take me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her bounce up the stairs. when she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,
my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future
father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little
test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is :


ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR
Old 18 September 2006, 08:10 AM
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Old 18 September 2006, 08:18 AM
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Did you keep the panties ???
Old 18 September 2006, 08:26 AM
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Did you keep the panties ???

I wish !!
Old 18 September 2006, 08:35 AM
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First told by god's grandad Still funny though
Old 18 September 2006, 01:15 PM
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Good one ST.

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Old 18 September 2006, 01:44 PM
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...was twenty-two, wore very tight Mini-skirts, and generally was bra-less...
...was twenty-two, wore very tight Mini-skirts, and generally was bra-less...
...was twenty-two, wore very tight Mini-skirts, and generally was bra-less...
...was twenty-two, wore very tight Mini-skirts, and generally was bra-less...
stop it... it's been a while...

Windyboy.
Old 18 September 2006, 01:58 PM
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Enjoyed that.....
Old 18 September 2006, 02:44 PM
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very good
Old 18 September 2006, 06:26 PM
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I wish I was the man in the story....shame
Old 18 September 2006, 09:19 PM
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very funny..
Old 18 September 2006, 09:21 PM
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