An oldie, but a goodie!
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An oldie, but a goodie!
Haven't heard this joke for a while, but it made me when I was sent it yesterday....
Italian guy... "Wen i finish makin a luv to my girlafriend, I go a down and gently tickle the back of her a knees. She floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy!"
Frenchman... "Zat is nothing. Wen I finish wiv ze girl, I kiss her all ze down er body and zen lick ze soles of er feet. She floats 12 inches above ze bed in total ecstasy!"
Englishman... "That's nothing! When I finish riding me bird I get up out of bed and wipe me **** on the curtains, and she hits the fcukin roof!
Italian guy... "Wen i finish makin a luv to my girlafriend, I go a down and gently tickle the back of her a knees. She floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy!"
Frenchman... "Zat is nothing. Wen I finish wiv ze girl, I kiss her all ze down er body and zen lick ze soles of er feet. She floats 12 inches above ze bed in total ecstasy!"
Englishman... "That's nothing! When I finish riding me bird I get up out of bed and wipe me **** on the curtains, and she hits the fcukin roof!
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