Genie of the bottle
06 September 2006, 01:23 PM
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Genie of the bottle
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she could have three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So.......what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and
I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and the Americans and vice versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but I'm not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."
The woman thought for a moment and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one who's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help around the house, is great in bed and gets along with the family, doesn't watch sport all the time, and is faithful to me.
That is what I wish for..........a good man."
The genie let out a long sigh, and said, "Let me see that bloody map
again..."
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and
I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and the Americans and vice versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but I'm not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."
The woman thought for a moment and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one who's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help around the house, is great in bed and gets along with the family, doesn't watch sport all the time, and is faithful to me.
That is what I wish for..........a good man."
The genie let out a long sigh, and said, "Let me see that bloody map
again..."
06 September 2006, 02:15 PM
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I have recollections of a similar joke with an Arab and a Jew. The Arab asks for a mightly wall to built round all the holy arabic countries, 100 foot high to stop the invaders and the Jew asks for it to be filled with water.
06 September 2006, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
I have recollections of a similar joke with an Arab and a Jew. The Arab asks for a mightly wall to built round all the holy arabic countries, 100 foot high to stop the invaders and the Jew asks for it to be filled with water.
Heard this particular joke ages ago when a man on a deserted island asks for a bridge or something to be made, genie says its physically impossible, so he asks for a woman to cook, dont moan, give in to sexual demands blah blah blah and then the genie says, so how many lanes do you want on this bridge.
06 September 2006, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Thats the frenchman joke asking for the wall being built by france, englishmans turn he asks about the wall, genie says 100ft high etc etc nothing can get in or out, Englishman asks for it to be filled with water.
Heard this particular joke ages ago when a man on a deserted island asks for a bridge or something to be made, genie says its physically impossible, so he asks for a woman to cook, dont moan, give in to sexual demands blah blah blah and then the genie says, so how many lanes do you want on this bridge.
Heard this particular joke ages ago when a man on a deserted island asks for a bridge or something to be made, genie says its physically impossible, so he asks for a woman to cook, dont moan, give in to sexual demands blah blah blah and then the genie says, so how many lanes do you want on this bridge.
thought the ending was different enough to be posted
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