Replies that British women have put on CSA forms
05 September 2006, 09:49 AM
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Replies that British women have put on CSA forms
Worth reading for No. 11 alone
The following are all replies that British women have put on ChildSupport Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A wasfathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the fatherof child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as Iwasbeing sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at theparty if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She wasconceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sexwith a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so goodthat I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. Hedrivesa BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from thePope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that heis Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs methatto do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing rightby you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddieslook the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up withhim, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived atEuro-Disney; maybe it really is the MagicKingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that Iremember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier inthe evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, afterall when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made youfart.
The following are all replies that British women have put on ChildSupport Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A wasfathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the fatherof child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as Iwasbeing sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at theparty if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She wasconceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sexwith a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so goodthat I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. Hedrivesa BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from thePope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that heis Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs methatto do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing rightby you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddieslook the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up withhim, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived atEuro-Disney; maybe it really is the MagicKingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that Iremember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier inthe evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, afterall when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made youfart.
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2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as Iwasbeing sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at theparty if this helps.
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and to top that with a genuine excuse as to why someone failed to sign on at the jobcentre on time..........................he got abducted by aliens and this time they didnt drop him off at home, instead they dropped him off at the nearby town and he had to walk!!
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