Rapid17

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then goes up into the bathroom.

While he's in the bathroom, the husband says to his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years...
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey, I love you too!!"

DCI Gene Hunt

PMSL

stilover

Suresh

Still funny even after all these years!

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Coffin Dodger

Old un's are the best, thought I think that one pre-dates the bible. Was carved in stone 16 BC