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Old 31 July 2006, 07:39 PM
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The guy has had me in stitches every since he appeared. Good on ye fella
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
The guy has had me in stitches every since he appeared. Good on ye fella


Yes astute and incisive observations wrapped in a veneer of comedy.
Old 31 July 2006, 09:58 PM
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But surely he's been here for ages under "various" names
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Has made me laugh a few times - good stuff
Old 01 August 2006, 09:31 AM
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But surely he's been here for ages under "various" names
Would either of those names be sti-o4!! or Einstein RA....?
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I thought it was PSL to be honest but hes said a few words against Blair so it cant be him
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Would either of those names be sti-o4!! or Einstein RA....?
Nah it aint me .... I love my post count too much to go someone else
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Nah it aint me .... I love my post count too much to go someone else
Crap
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Would either of those names be sti-o4!! or Einstein RA....?

Loose lips sink ships.
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Pelvic floor excersizes might help
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Pelvic floor excersizes might help

Some thread and a needle?
Old 01 August 2006, 10:08 AM
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You'd have me in stitches
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'Yes astute and incisive observations wrapped in a veneer of comedy'

exactly

some ppl are born with a little *****

some ppl like dave my mate p1ss crooked due to an off-centre japseye

some ppl are fat smelly *****

its just the way it is...i aint going to lie

Lord Shrek....if you were born with 'maggot dick' then unlucky

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Originally Posted by lightning101
You'd have me in stitches

A stitch in time saves nine.
Old 01 August 2006, 10:16 AM
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A master troll, he has obviously studied PSL's efforts.

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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
'Yes astute and incisive observations wrapped in a veneer of comedy'

exactly

some ppl are born with a little *****

some ppl like dave my mate p1ss crooked due to an off-centre japesye

some ppl are fat smelly *****

its just the way it is...i aint going to lie

Lord Shrek....if you were born with 'maggot dick' then unlucky

Have you been peeping in the little boy's room again?
Old 01 August 2006, 10:54 AM
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'Have you been peeping in the little boy's room again?'

i am a collossal pervert but not reached that stage yet

i once stood next to 'crooked japseye' dave in the red lion bog and ended up spraying my jeans a shade of yellow.....he has to stand 30cm to the left of the urinal for perfect aim so he knocked my arm

Lord Shrek....if in doubt use the cubicle
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Mr Shrek, have you ever noticed the button..?
Old 01 August 2006, 11:02 AM
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Old 01 August 2006, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Mr Shrek, have you ever noticed the button..?
Lord Shrek to you.
Old 01 August 2006, 11:15 AM
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Lord TelBoy to him.
Old 01 August 2006, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Lord TelBoy to him.
Given your post count a justifiable title no less.
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Gay Lord TelBoy to him.
Old 11 August 2006, 04:49 PM
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Still going strong and still on song.

Scarily,like Clarkson's journalism, I find myself nodding at the posts at the same time as PMSL
Old 11 August 2006, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I thought it was PSL to be honest but hes said a few words against Blair so it cant be him

No, Shrek is funny and witty whereas PSL trolls out the same crap week after week, mind you does PSL still post I've seen very little of him recently, the frontal labotomy was a clear success....
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
No, Shrek is funny and witty whereas PSL trolls out the same crap week after week
I think PS Lewis was probably made to watch 'terry and june', 'last of the summer wine' and 'are you being served' as a small child and is probably in fits of giggles at that old hags jokes in the 'kumars at no bloody 42'

I was brought up on good old fashioned british toilet humour like 'the young ones', 'bottom', 'blackadder', the royle family' mixed in with a bit of classic comedy like 'dads army', 'red dwarf', 'only fools and horses', 'in sickness and in health'

If PS lewis stopped watching programs like the 'dinnerladies' or 'it aint half hot mum' then he might find better material

Lord Shrek.....Mr Blobby was bloody hilarious
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Some good programmes on that list, so what about your love of all things Porno, brought up on Knave, Mayfair,Razzle, Parade etc.

Although you probably are someone else on here as your account was dormant for a while eh.

Keep up the good work Shrek
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Some good programmes on that list, so what about your love of all things Porno, brought up on Knave, Mayfair,Razzle, Parade etc.

Although you probably are someone else on here as your account was dormant for a while eh.

Keep up the good work Shrek
I remember when Parade was 99p, rougher than a badgers ****, but a must see!
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Lord Shrek ... The Great Pretender

Nothing is ever as good as the Original ....... vintage and class is better than new and crass!!

Pete
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Lord Shrek ... The Great Pretender

Nothing is ever as good as the Original ....... vintage and class is better than new and crass!!

Pete
What Shrek considers "classic" comedy, you probably remember as "cutting edge" PSL......


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