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22 July 2006, 04:56 PM
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Starting early
Thought **** it & i am rattling into some Bud.
G/f & baby are away for the weekend with the in-laws (i was too busy with work
) So got the flat to meself 
The lads will be round bout 8ish to go out into the village & have a laugh. No doubt i will be half cut by then
G/f & baby are away for the weekend with the in-laws (i was too busy with work
) So got the flat to meself The lads will be round bout 8ish to go out into the village & have a laugh. No doubt i will be half cut by then
22 July 2006, 05:28 PM
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im about to crack into a bottle of carlsberg (hate the stuff but it was on offer in sainsburys 
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unfortunately the ball and chain is not fukcing off for the weekend so no late night chat lines talking to fat trogs pretending they want my love muscle
depending on where you live an escort who does outcalls might be on the cards
Lord Shrek.....while the cats away *** it and go and play
)unfortunately the ball and chain is not fukcing off for the weekend so no late night chat lines talking to fat trogs pretending they want my love muscle
depending on where you live an escort who does outcalls might be on the cards
Lord Shrek.....while the cats away *** it and go and play
22 July 2006, 05:42 PM
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thats why google was invented
you type the following: bothwell escorts ****** hookers prostitutes
there must be an empty 'strapped for cash' hole somewhere in your village
Lord Shrek....helping out another happy 'cant you at least try the doggy position' relationship
you type the following: bothwell escorts ****** hookers prostitutes
there must be an empty 'strapped for cash' hole somewhere in your village
Lord Shrek....helping out another happy 'cant you at least try the doggy position' relationship
22 July 2006, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
there must be an empty 'strapped for cash' hole somewhere in your village
Google it is then
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22 July 2006, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
She wont allow it, i even tried bring some girly home one night, but she threw her out.
I told her i was only sampling
I told her i was only sampling
22 July 2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
She should be bringing the women back for you to try!!
So no chance of that
22 July 2006, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
She only gets out once a week & thats to bring the bins in
So no chance of that
So no chance of that
22 July 2006, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
In fact, are you sure you know where your missus is? 
The child doesnt leave her side so unless you have a creche then you aint got no chance 
22 July 2006, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Yip The child doesnt leave her side so unless you have a creche then you aint got no chance
The child doesnt leave her side so unless you have a creche then you aint got no chance Anyway, I bet she speaks funny.
22 July 2006, 07:54 PM
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It's got you thinking though, hasn't it?
Anyway, I bet she speaks funny.
22 July 2006, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Vodka it is for moi and the missus aint back till midnight 
http://www.hondasociety.com/board/sh...d.php?t=120914
http://www.hondasociety.com/board/sh...d.php?t=120914
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
5 to 5 before you blow the froth of a cold beer?
You need to take a long hard look at your sexuality
Beer o' clock starts at 2 on a satdee
You need to take a long hard look at your sexuality
Beer o' clock starts at 2 on a satdee
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i feel alarmingly fresh after yesteday.
started drinking about half 2 and by the time i left the house at 11 the best part of a slab of strongbow was gone.then another 5 or 6 jd and coke to keep my hydrated through all the dancing.
started drinking about half 2 and by the time i left the house at 11 the best part of a slab of strongbow was gone.then another 5 or 6 jd and coke to keep my hydrated through all the dancing.
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