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Old 10 July 2006, 11:46 PM
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After seeing many english disgraces last week on my holibobs i personally think that the UK should have a customs style entry & leave system.
Ie fat & ugly birds should only be housed in communitys like manchester & wigan. These places should have 18ft high steel fences erected & the ugly bsatards shouldnt be allowed out.
Who agree's ???

LMB if you dont. It's only me 2p's worth


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Old 10 July 2006, 11:48 PM
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Here here!!! (not the fat birds, just agreeing) lol
Old 10 July 2006, 11:52 PM
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'its me glands...'

'how many glands have you eaten you fat cow...!?'

Old 10 July 2006, 11:52 PM
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sti
How many times have I got to say this
We are only called birds because of the worms we pick up

Oh, btw, I am not fat
Old 10 July 2006, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
sti
How many times have I got to say this
We are only called birds because of the worms we pick up

Oh, btw, I am not fat
Aye right Les

Want some of my apple ??
Old 10 July 2006, 11:57 PM
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You cant house them in Barnsley; its already full up!
Old 10 July 2006, 11:58 PM
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Next time your on an airoplane just notice........


Front row, slightly large people


Middle row,slightly large people

Back row, slightly large people

is this to counterbalance,taking off and landing
Old 10 July 2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Aye right Les

Want some of my apple ??
Les
Old 11 July 2006, 12:00 AM
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I must admit, the sights in this area have deteriorated quite a bit over the past few years.

If they are fit, they normally under 20yrs and pushing a push chair and screaming brat. And shouting sharrup in the most intolerable yam yam accent.

Yes, I think I'll have to work at my Spanish and ask out the lovely Estella who works in the bakers.
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Les
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Old 11 July 2006, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by nufc1892
Next time your on an airoplane just notice........
Have they been classified to fly yet ??
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
ley
Old 11 July 2006, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Shark Man
I must admit, the sights in this area have deteriorated quite a bit over the past few years.

If they are fit, they normally under 20yrs and pushing a push chair and screaming brat. And shouting sharrup in the most intolerable yam yam accent.

Yes, I think I'll have to work at my Spanish and ask out the lovely Estella who works in the bakers.
Yowm obveee uslee nadin toe mowev owt of that bludy area den Ali. get yom adac'unt wumman and git up der Wolver'amptun rowad t'ut top end by that Toys am we playace , oorriight
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Originally Posted by hectic
Yowm obveee uslee nadin toe mowev owt of that bludy area den Ali. get yom ada**** wumman and git up der Wolver'amptun rowad t'ut top end by that Toys am we playace , oorriight
Old 11 July 2006, 12:26 AM
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I just blame American food chains and eating trends e.g.MaccyD burgers etc.
All fat wimmins should shun junk foods.
(and fat men)

Old 11 July 2006, 12:26 AM
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That's it, I'm emmigrating

Lots of quality Milf up Sutton way. Also high maintanence
Old 11 July 2006, 05:43 AM
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PMSL.Yeah i think its about time some of the fattys sorted themselves out in this country although its not strictly just a womens problem in the UK,is it?
But it is embarrassing seeing some of the fat munters our country has spawned wobbling down the street.Maybe the men should lead the way on this one
Old 11 July 2006, 07:33 AM
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i thought all the ugly wimmins live in Essex.... and some of the fat ones... maybe there should be an island somewhere we could send them all too...

i know - Australia!!
Old 11 July 2006, 08:37 AM
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dont knock em..... the fat birds are allways good for a **** on a sat night after a curry if you havent pulled
Old 11 July 2006, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by stringvest
dont knock em..... the fat birds are allways good for a **** on a sat night after a curry if you havent pulled
No risk of breaking them either if you're a bit heavy handed in your drunken stupour!
Old 11 July 2006, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by stringvest
dont knock em..... the fat birds are allways good for a **** on a sat night after a curry if you havent pulled
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Old 11 July 2006, 08:55 AM
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Hang on there a moment...........

I prefer fat birds to stick insects....... are we sure about this? I say keep the larger ladies (charlotte church hmmmmmm) and get rid of those horrible stick insects like Posh feckin Spice.........

Old 11 July 2006, 08:58 AM
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Mmm have to agree with Charlotte but would'nt classify her a a munter.
If you prefer thin birds how about this
http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/7...wletter3um.jpg
Old 11 July 2006, 09:02 AM
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I agree with STi 04. Some specimens of people shopuld not be able to breed aswell. These include the people he speaks of. Those that are obviously inbred to start with, people who are on benefits, oh and muslims of course.
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Originally Posted by Neutral Cruiser
I agree with STi 04. Some specimens of people shopuld not be able to breed aswell. These include the people he speaks of. Those that are obviously inbred to start with, people who are on benefits, oh and muslims of course.
Pulls pin, throws grenade...... 10, 9, 8, 7...............
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Suppose you ought to put them in the same place you put the fat BLOKES .
Yve
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Originally Posted by Apparition
Suppose you ought to put them in the same place you put the fat BLOKES .
Yve
Old 11 July 2006, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Apparition
Suppose you ought to put them in the same place you put the fat BLOKES .
Yve
Is there fat blokes I would'nt know as I can't get out my chair to go outside and the door isn't wide enough.


Who's got the multipack crisps??
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Yeah there is fat blokes ive been out with quite a few men munters how would you lot like it if us women decided to put up a post of "put men with small ***** in london and scotland" most of you blokes have anyway thats why you have scoobys lmao
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
Yeah there is fat blokes ive been out with quite a few men munters how would you lot like it if us women decided to put up a post of "put men with small ***** in london and scotland" most of you blokes have anyway thats why you have scoobys lmao
Men with small ***** do live in London and Scotland?? what's your point........


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