Should Fat birds be accountable to the Public
11 July 2006, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
LMAO but men with small ***** are everywhere so why not just put them all there 
11 July 2006, 10:26 AM
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I dont mind voluptuous women, larger ladies or fatties per se, its the ones who moan about glandular problems while tucking into a bag of sticky buns the make me laugh hardest and longest.
Step away from the bakery!
Step away from the bakery!
11 July 2006, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
atleast we aint got the problem of last chicken in the shop! 
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11 July 2006, 10:46 AM
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You've just made me want to throw up. maybe you should look at yourself down there before you call us we are more complex considering we can have children through it and you cant! 
11 July 2006, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
You've just made me want to throw up.
maybe you should look at yourself down there before you call us
we are more complex considering we can have children through it and you cant!
11 July 2006, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Now you know what it's like for us
I can't I'm in a meeting.......
Now whose putting who off..... and feeling like throwing up.......
I can't I'm in a meeting.......
Now whose putting who off..... and feeling like throwing up.......
11 July 2006, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
lmao meeting my **** you couldnt be replying to this if you was! im glad i can make you feel like throwing up now you know what your doing when your putting it in there! ha ha ha
'putting it in there' sounds about right........ "is it in there?"... "I think so... but I can't feel the sides!".... "Well wiggle it around..!"... "I am... still nothing...!"
I do believe a plank to the **** is required for ******** all woman following childbirth..........
11 July 2006, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by mad_dr
See lads - that's what you want - someone so desperate she'll take anything!!!
11 July 2006, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
But be warned.... it's like throwing a sausage up the highstreet..........
Works a treat
11 July 2006, 11:21 AM
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When we used to walk around the Washington Monument amonst the large people out there who were jogging, we could walk faster then they could jog. When they had done about 10 minutes they used to flop in the nearest Donut shop to replace it all immediately!
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11 July 2006, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Kinky
i thought all the ugly wimmins live in Essex.... and some of the fat ones... maybe there should be an island somewhere we could send them all too...
i know - Australia!!
i know - Australia!!
11 July 2006, 12:37 PM
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I saw a heft lass in Tescos, her trolley was full of Doughnuts, Ready Meals, Chocolate, Milkshake, Booze, White bread, Pork Pies, Sausage Rolls, Scotch eggs --- You get the idea--- oh and a solitary bunch of Bananas !
Anyway, she was shopping for the family so its no wonder really, nothing green in the entire trolley, it astounded me and worried me what people are throwing down their neck, occasional treats have become the staple diet. Now I am not holier than thou, I eat my fair share of crap but the rest of the time I make an effort but it seems a fair proportion of the country have degenerated into Carb, Trans fat, MSG, Salt and sugar addicts.
Hence the ammount of really fat people around, I feel crap when I am overweight, I feel worse if I eat rubbish so what a twenty stone carb addled woman, double her her body weight feels like at this time of year doesnt bear thinking about, last of her worries is you lot.
Reminds me of the time I pulled a fat (but pretty) Liverpudlian (bit common) girl on holiday in Greece, up for action I was, mate was already on the job with her mate, all I got was 'its to hot for any of that ****' then she went to sleep, all laboured breathing and occasional farting, never again. Anyway, my mate finished with the other one and I get offered seconds, classy bird that, 'E asnt sorted me out, come and finish the job', I politely declined !
I slept on the balcony to get away from the sweaty fat dollop that was hogging the bed, woke up to find a me sized gap and a twenty foot drop so watch it, trying to **** a fat bird can kill you...
Anyway, she was shopping for the family so its no wonder really, nothing green in the entire trolley, it astounded me and worried me what people are throwing down their neck, occasional treats have become the staple diet. Now I am not holier than thou, I eat my fair share of crap but the rest of the time I make an effort but it seems a fair proportion of the country have degenerated into Carb, Trans fat, MSG, Salt and sugar addicts.
Hence the ammount of really fat people around, I feel crap when I am overweight, I feel worse if I eat rubbish so what a twenty stone carb addled woman, double her her body weight feels like at this time of year doesnt bear thinking about, last of her worries is you lot.
Reminds me of the time I pulled a fat (but pretty) Liverpudlian (bit common) girl on holiday in Greece, up for action I was, mate was already on the job with her mate, all I got was 'its to hot for any of that ****' then she went to sleep, all laboured breathing and occasional farting, never again. Anyway, my mate finished with the other one and I get offered seconds, classy bird that, 'E asnt sorted me out, come and finish the job', I politely declined !
I slept on the balcony to get away from the sweaty fat dollop that was hogging the bed, woke up to find a me sized gap and a twenty foot drop so watch it, trying to **** a fat bird can kill you...
11 July 2006, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
Im far from desparate to be honest we dont need blokes when we have ann summers
and i dont have fried egg issues either im well equipped lmao
and i dont have fried egg issues either im well equipped lmao
and is 'well equipped' also code for 'lard-****'......
... which is fine because I like them chunky.......
11 July 2006, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
Im far from desparate to be honest we dont need blokes when we have ann summers
and i dont have fried egg issues either im well equipped lmao
and i dont have fried egg issues either im well equipped lmao
11 July 2006, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
Im far from desparate to be honest we dont need blokes when we have ann summers
and i dont have fried egg issues either im well equipped lmao
and i dont have fried egg issues either im well equipped lmao
11 July 2006, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt