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Old 25 May 2006, 01:23 PM
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Simply fold your rear seats down!

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Old 25 May 2006, 01:29 PM
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Oh.

My.

God.

I'm sat with my jaw hanging open at the

"Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight"

bit.

The explanation later on is just class....

"The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared."

Oh Lord... oh dear Lord
Old 25 May 2006, 01:31 PM
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It saves weight if no one can sit in them!
Old 25 May 2006, 01:32 PM
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It has no extra weight in the car, all glove compartments, cubby holes and the boot is empty. The rear exhaust may or may not add power. It has only ever run on Optimax, I know you get more boost out if this fuel on bigger engined cars but every little helps. The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice). I regularly drive with around £10 of fuel, again weight saving, and often I use engine cleaner in the fuel load to remove debris from the fuel injectors. The car is always clean improving aerodynamic progress.



He thinks it's some kind of F1 car
Old 25 May 2006, 01:34 PM
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Now I know where I've been going wrong all these years!

Can't fold the seats in my current car, is there any way of getting around this?
Old 25 May 2006, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Now I know where I've been going wrong all these years!

Can't fold the seats in my current car, is there any way of getting around this?
Chainsaw?
Old 25 May 2006, 01:37 PM
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Jesus - i've heard it all now.

i nearly fell off my chair when i read the whole thread
Old 25 May 2006, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by BexTait
Chainsaw?


I've been after a chainsaw for ages and now I have the perfect excuse for the Mrs!
Old 25 May 2006, 01:40 PM
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Not bad eh?

The other bonus that he fails to notice is that whenever you fold your seats down, you find a green 5p piece and a boiled sweet, remove these and you'll go faster still!
Old 25 May 2006, 01:45 PM
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im gonna try it later, and also get a irmscher badge to see if i can get an 10 bhp, out of my rover diesel
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He could also have a ****e before going out in the car, which would reduce the weight further, also filling the car with helium will also help.
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http://www.vxronline.co.uk/messagebo...opic.php?t=766
Old 25 May 2006, 04:16 PM
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There seems to be a few newbies over there offering advice
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Lightbulb He may have a point.

Folding the seats will move the centre of gravity of the car forward which may help traction on a FWD motor </tongue in cheek>
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You bunch of rotten sods!

Mind you, this: "I have tried to fold the rear seats down, but its a 996, and i some how feel that the impact of folding down the backrests is somewhat negated by a farking great big engine in the wrong place."

Was just classic!
Old 25 May 2006, 06:14 PM
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He could probably gain more by having the seats up, as they will stiffen the bodywork?
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having the seats folded down would give it better handling. more weight lower down, lower centre of gravity thus better cornering.
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what a fcken numpty
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Curses....my STi has a solid rear bulkhead so I can't fold down my rear seats.....Why would Subaru do this?!?!?! Don't they realise the benefits?

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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Oh.

My.

God.

I'm sat with my jaw hanging open at the

"Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight"

bit.

The explanation later on is just class....

"The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared."

Oh Lord... oh dear Lord
WTF???
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