Friday joke.....
19 May 2006, 12:10 PM
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Friday joke.....
Little Johnny gets a new teacher for his infant class. Her name is Mrs Franny, but unfortunately, all day long, Johnny refers to her as Mrs FANNY!
At the end of the day, in order to avoid further embarrassment, she takes Johnny aside, and tells him to practise saying "Franny with an "r" " all night, so as to have it right in the morning.
Sure enough, all the way home, Johnny is repeating to himself "Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r" ".
He gets home and has his tea, all the time saying "Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r" ".
As he goes up to bed, he's STILL saying "Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r" ".
He falls asleep saying it, and even wakes up the next morning mumbling it. All through breakfast, and even on the way to school, same thing.
Finally he walks into the classroom, and proudly calls out.........
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"Good morning Mrs CRUNT!"
Alcazar
At the end of the day, in order to avoid further embarrassment, she takes Johnny aside, and tells him to practise saying "Franny with an "r" " all night, so as to have it right in the morning.
Sure enough, all the way home, Johnny is repeating to himself "Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r" ".
He gets home and has his tea, all the time saying "Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r" ".
As he goes up to bed, he's STILL saying "Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r", Franny with an "r" ".
He falls asleep saying it, and even wakes up the next morning mumbling it. All through breakfast, and even on the way to school, same thing.
Finally he walks into the classroom, and proudly calls out.........
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.
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.
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.
.
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"Good morning Mrs CRUNT!"
Alcazar
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An older version was when the guest of honour at a Garden Fete was Diana Dors - real name (I kid you not) Diana Fluck........
And the man of the cloth who took Diana around the Fete and making his speech at the end wanted to thank Diana for taking the time etc. "So I would just like to thank Diana Clunt.........."
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19 May 2006, 04:58 PM
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lets cheer this thread up. try this one.
a man returns from the amazon with a **** sucking frog,
and shows it to his wife,
she askes, what should i do with that?
'he says he says teach it to cook, then **** off.
sorry
a man returns from the amazon with a **** sucking frog,
and shows it to his wife,
she askes, what should i do with that?
'he says he says teach it to cook, then **** off.
sorry
19 May 2006, 05:23 PM
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