This has to be one of the funiest on ebay yet, lol
14 May 2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SupaMiniCupa
Mr Bollox is a regular on the 'Retro Rides' forum. Cracks me up a treat!
I always remember ones that went something like:
"Item delivered by ICBM through my letterbox, 8 hours before I even bought it"
" on collection of goods, he was a bit of a tit, but his missus was worth one "
The bloke is awsome
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Q: Is the panda pop unopened?
A: I daren't open it. I'd rather lick plutonium off a horses ****.
Q: Can you confirm if there are any spunk staines on any of the seats or roof?
A: It's been in an Aberdeen garage since last night, so I wouldn't like to speculate.
A: I daren't open it. I'd rather lick plutonium off a horses ****.
Q: Can you confirm if there are any spunk staines on any of the seats or roof?
A: It's been in an Aberdeen garage since last night, so I wouldn't like to speculate.
15 May 2006, 12:17 AM
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Q: hi i was just in the middle of cooking a rabbit stew when i noticed i didnt actually have a rabbit could you possibly find the rabbit hit with mateys claw hammer and send it to me as i am now quite hungry thanks
A: I'm not a middle-man. If you want to meet rabbits, I believe there are agencies available. Cooking them a stew is a nice touch though.
FPMSL
A: I'm not a middle-man. If you want to meet rabbits, I believe there are agencies available. Cooking them a stew is a nice touch though.
FPMSL
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Q: Hi,Does the motor come with a set of oars? Its just that it looks like a right boat!! Alan
A: No. Do you come with a bush and a pair of flaps? It's just you sound like a right cu....!!!
one of the funniest things i've read in a while!!!
A: No. Do you come with a bush and a pair of flaps? It's just you sound like a right cu....!!!
one of the funniest things i've read in a while!!!
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Q: does it come from a smoke and pet free home?
13-May-06
A: I can confirm that there have been no pets or cigarettes in the car (my cigar smoking gerbil doesn't travel well).
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13-May-06
A: I can confirm that there have been no pets or cigarettes in the car (my cigar smoking gerbil doesn't travel well).
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16 May 2006, 03:52 PM
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excellent 
Q: Serves you right, you bloody lunatic! You nearly bloody well killed me! Regards The rabbit
13-May-06
A: Watch where yer ****in going, the next time you cross the road ye little *******
Q: Serves you right, you bloody lunatic! You nearly bloody well killed me! Regards The rabbit
13-May-06
A: Watch where yer ****in going, the next time you cross the road ye little *******
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