What sight turns you off the opposite sex
13 May 2006, 12:08 AM
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What sight turns you off the opposite sex
I absolutely hate to see a beer belly on a man, especially in the summer, hanging over the top of his shorts/jeans, covered in a muscle back vest :shudder:
13 May 2006, 12:20 AM
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Beer belly
The smell of stale sweat - I know everyone perspires, but for gawds sake wash!
OTT leering - it's creepy
The smell of stale sweat - I know everyone perspires, but for gawds sake wash!
OTT leering - it's creepy
13 May 2006, 12:21 AM
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Piercings anywhere but the ears, and not too many there. Tattoos. Smoking. Fat wenches underdressed. Big hooped earrings. Splatty hair. Gold jewelry. Thick gobby women.
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13 May 2006, 12:28 AM
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piercings
muscle tops without the muscles
a moustache
highlights
pink ties/shirts/t-shirts
ripped aka bros jeans
trousers that are too short
'designer' stubble
anyone under 6ft 4
t-shirts with big designer logos
cigarettes
cigars
scratching their ****
scratching their *****
nose picking
nail chomping
(pause for breath)
shiny suits (especially with iron imprints on them)
really bad teeth
oily/gelled/hairspray hair
man bags
man *****
skinny *****
beer guts (little bit of padding ok)
dribble
wee patches/splashes
brown suede shoes (blue ok)
scruffy trainers
tattoos on skinny arms
tattoos on faces/necks
wiping nose with back of hand
waist coats
dandruff
hairy hands
hairy necks
ummm sure there's a few more..
muscle tops without the muscles
a moustache
highlights
pink ties/shirts/t-shirts
ripped aka bros jeans
trousers that are too short
'designer' stubble
anyone under 6ft 4
t-shirts with big designer logos
cigarettes
cigars
scratching their ****
scratching their *****
nose picking
nail chomping
(pause for breath)
shiny suits (especially with iron imprints on them)
really bad teeth
oily/gelled/hairspray hair
man bags
man *****
skinny *****
beer guts (little bit of padding ok)
dribble
wee patches/splashes
brown suede shoes (blue ok)
scruffy trainers
tattoos on skinny arms
tattoos on faces/necks
wiping nose with back of hand
waist coats
dandruff
hairy hands
hairy necks
ummm sure there's a few more..
13 May 2006, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Hanslow
Piercings anywhere but the ears, and not too many there. Tattoos. Smoking. Fat wenches underdressed. Big hooped earrings. Splatty hair. Gold jewelry. Thick gobby women.
13 May 2006, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by brumdaisy
piercings
muscle tops without the muscles
a moustache
highlights
pink ties/shirts/t-shirts
ripped aka bros jeans
trousers that are too short
'designer' stubble
anyone under 6ft 4
t-shirts with big designer logos
cigarettes
cigars
scratching their ****
scratching their *****
nose picking
nail chomping
(pause for breath)
shiny suits (especially with iron imprints on them)
really bad teeth
oily/gelled/hairspray hair
man bags
man *****
skinny *****
beer guts (little bit of padding ok)
dribble
wee patches/splashes
brown suede shoes (blue ok)
scruffy trainers
tattoos on skinny arms
tattoos on faces/necks
wiping nose with back of hand
waist coats
dandruff
hairy hands
hairy necks
ummm sure there's a few more..
muscle tops without the muscles
a moustache
highlights
pink ties/shirts/t-shirts
ripped aka bros jeans
trousers that are too short
'designer' stubble
anyone under 6ft 4
t-shirts with big designer logos
cigarettes
cigars
scratching their ****
scratching their *****
nose picking
nail chomping
(pause for breath)
shiny suits (especially with iron imprints on them)
really bad teeth
oily/gelled/hairspray hair
man bags
man *****
skinny *****
beer guts (little bit of padding ok)
dribble
wee patches/splashes
brown suede shoes (blue ok)
scruffy trainers
tattoos on skinny arms
tattoos on faces/necks
wiping nose with back of hand
waist coats
dandruff
hairy hands
hairy necks
ummm sure there's a few more..
Are you trying to describe men in general there?
Steve
13 May 2006, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by brumdaisy
piercings
muscle tops without the muscles
a moustache
highlights
pink ties/shirts/t-shirts
ripped aka bros jeans
trousers that are too short
'designer' stubble
anyone under 6ft 4
t-shirts with big designer logos
cigarettes
cigars
scratching their ****
scratching their *****
nose picking
nail chomping
(pause for breath)
shiny suits (especially with iron imprints on them)
really bad teeth
oily/gelled/hairspray hair
man bags
man *****
skinny *****
beer guts (little bit of padding ok)
dribble
wee patches/splashes
brown suede shoes (blue ok)
scruffy trainers
tattoos on skinny arms
tattoos on faces/necks
wiping nose with back of hand
waist coats
dandruff
hairy hands
hairy necks
ummm sure there's a few more..
muscle tops without the muscles
a moustache
highlights
pink ties/shirts/t-shirts
ripped aka bros jeans
trousers that are too short
'designer' stubble
anyone under 6ft 4
t-shirts with big designer logos
cigarettes
cigars
scratching their ****
scratching their *****
nose picking
nail chomping
(pause for breath)
shiny suits (especially with iron imprints on them)
really bad teeth
oily/gelled/hairspray hair
man bags
man *****
skinny *****
beer guts (little bit of padding ok)
dribble
wee patches/splashes
brown suede shoes (blue ok)
scruffy trainers
tattoos on skinny arms
tattoos on faces/necks
wiping nose with back of hand
waist coats
dandruff
hairy hands
hairy necks
ummm sure there's a few more..
13 May 2006, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Hello
Are you trying to describe men in general there?
Steve
Are you trying to describe men in general there?
Steve
(hopefully he's not reading this, I'd hate him to think I like him the way he is
)
13 May 2006, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
as long as they are not droopy
13 May 2006, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by magepaster
Not at all, they have the qualities of memory foam. I say HAVE qualities when I actually mean they aspire to have the qualities of memory foam. They just take a more relaxed attitude toward gravity..............besides, the jiggling is comforting
13 May 2006, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
false teeth
I won't ask
I won't ask
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13 May 2006, 12:46 AM
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1/ Women with piercings anywhere other than their ears
2/ Women with tatoos anywhere
3/ Women with hair anywhere (racing stripe, head and eyebrows/lashes permitted)
4/ Scouse Women
5/ Fat Women
6/ Tall Women
Apart from the above I love women
2/ Women with tatoos anywhere
3/ Women with hair anywhere (racing stripe, head and eyebrows/lashes permitted)
4/ Scouse Women
5/ Fat Women
6/ Tall Women
Apart from the above I love women