What sight turns you off the opposite sex
13 May 2006, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Its just that they have cheap drink in the nursing home and most of them haven't had a bit for 30 or 40 years. (whisper mode on...... girls - did you know your fanny goes baldy when you get old..... I suppose it will save you a fortune on wax strips 
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13 May 2006, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
are man bags like man *****? - Fortunately my beer belly sticks out so far you don't notice my man *****
*shudders again*
13 May 2006, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
hand bags for men 
Is this just for gay men or do real.... erm I mean proper.... erm I mean Not gay men have them as well?
Is this just for gay men or do real.... erm I mean proper.... erm I mean Not gay men have them as well?
vague attempt at political correctness noted
13 May 2006, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by brumdaisy
piercings
muscle tops without the muscles
trousers that are too short
'designer' stubble
anyone under 6ft 4
t-shirts with big designer logos
scratching their ****
scratching their *****
nose picking
nail chomping
really bad teeth
man *****
beer guts (little bit of padding ok)
dribble
wee patches/splashes
scruffy trainers
tattoos on skinny arms
wiping nose with back of hand
hairy hands
hairy necks
ummm sure there's a few more..
muscle tops without the muscles
trousers that are too short
'designer' stubble
anyone under 6ft 4
t-shirts with big designer logos
scratching their ****
scratching their *****
nose picking
nail chomping
really bad teeth
man *****
beer guts (little bit of padding ok)
dribble
wee patches/splashes
scruffy trainers
tattoos on skinny arms
wiping nose with back of hand
hairy hands
hairy necks
ummm sure there's a few more..
13 May 2006, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by hectic
the church-yard on Colmore Row.. 
13 May 2006, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
I absolutely hate to see a beer belly on a man, especially in the summer, hanging over the top of his shorts/jeans, covered in a muscle back vest :shudder:
13 May 2006, 02:17 AM
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ahhhhhhh, so thats why i can't pull for the last couple of flippin years !!!!!!
well its my turn now
girls!!!
get a shave some has taches
hairy armpits,
nose piercing,
muffin bodies!
hide it if you ain't got it.
don't wear tight clothing if you're ain't a size ten
pissed girls aren't pretty girls.
BIG FAT SAGGY ASSSSSSSSSS, (so thats half of britain)
vicky pollards wanna bes (and thats the other half)
well its my turn now
girls!!!
get a shave some has taches
hairy armpits,
nose piercing,
muffin bodies!
hide it if you ain't got it.
don't wear tight clothing if you're ain't a size ten
pissed girls aren't pretty girls.
BIG FAT SAGGY ASSSSSSSSSS, (so thats half of britain)
vicky pollards wanna bes (and thats the other half)
13 May 2006, 03:01 AM
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Muffin tops
Biggest turn off though is women who smoke closely followed by hair where it shouldn't be
Biggest turn off though is women who smoke closely followed by hair where it shouldn't be
13 May 2006, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by 84
What sight turns you off the opposite sex?
For a brand new selection from scratch,the guy has to be physically attractive.He doesn't have to be a model or,superfit.He needs to be mentally stimulating too.If not,it will be a put off.
13 May 2006, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Depends.If it is your regular bloke who I chose when he was in a fit state but, changed physically due to any reason e,g. age,health and other factors,nothing will put me off about him.Simply,because,I am very fond of him-no matter what!
For a brand new selection from scratch,the guy has to be physically attractive.He doesn't have to be a model or,superfit.He needs to be mentally stimulating too.If not,it will be a put off.
For a brand new selection from scratch,the guy has to be physically attractive.He doesn't have to be a model or,superfit.He needs to be mentally stimulating too.If not,it will be a put off.
Down a big hole!
13 May 2006, 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by magepaster
Big Noses! Nothing worse than seeing a lovely **** turn around and hit you in the face with a fully functional ski slope.After that nothing seems to have the right proportions.
13 May 2006, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
girls with mortgages
girls with houses
girls with houses
Last edited by Petem95; 13 May 2006 at 08:52 AM.
13 May 2006, 09:19 AM
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Morning all!
Workaholics
Alcoholics
Shopaholics
Chocaholics
Anyone that spends more time talking and not enough time listening.
Also women that complain about things when its obviously their fault. Yes you do things wrong too.
Esh
Workaholics
Alcoholics
Shopaholics
Chocaholics
Anyone that spends more time talking and not enough time listening.
Also women that complain about things when its obviously their fault. Yes you do things wrong too.
Esh