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Old 10 May 2006, 10:18 PM
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Default URGENT ASSISTANCE REQ'.... practical joke help

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Scenario:
I'm currently working with a colleague of mine in a country outside of Europe. A couple of our sales colleagues have come to said country, without contact us. Frankly that's quite rude, considering we come from an office of 40 people.

Not only are these two muppets in the same town, but unknown to them, I'm in the same hotel.

I need a practical joke to "teach them a lesson."

One idea is to order room service, and keep ordering it, but unfortunately the hotel knows who's calling.

I thought about leaving them a note from the British Secret Services, saying "we're watching you etc etc"... and we want you to do xyz.

Any help ideas appreciated. I need to kick the prank off in the morning.


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Old 10 May 2006, 10:30 PM
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break into theyre rooms whilst theyre sleeping and tie them up.
Old 10 May 2006, 10:33 PM
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I would suggest that without an original thought of your own and absoulety no imagination what so ever, I would say hello at breakfast and then proceed to spend every minute with them for the rest of there stay, that should really p$ss them off

Oh, and on the subject of no imagination, dont forget to suggest a pressie for my gf in other currently running thread
Old 10 May 2006, 10:37 PM
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Maybe they are not being rude........
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Old 10 May 2006, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Apparition
Maybe they are not being rude........
Yve
Yve, they are sales reps aboard, they are only there to be rude
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Or..... maybe they do know where you are... cos they were sent to spy on YOU!!!
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Ok then , maybe they are not being rude to you and your colleague.
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What do they drive?

Check other car related forums and see what they are planning for you.
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Okay folks... stay on target

We all know about sales people, here today, gone tomorrow

Break into their rooms?? Err.. nice thought but maybe too dangerous

I should be able to find their car in the garage... Letting down the tyres will result in a war between sales and the rest of us... probably not a good idea. Nice thought though...

Anything else?
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Originally Posted by kwaky
Okay folks... stay on target

We all know about sales people, here today, gone tomorrow

Break into their rooms?? Err.. nice thought but maybe too dangerous

I should be able to find their car in the garage... Letting down the tyres will result in a war between sales and the rest of us... probably not a good idea. Nice thought though...

Anything else?
Order a wake up call for an obscene hour, but do it from one of the phones in reception so it is not linked to your room, chuck in a bit of brekkie for about 1/2 hour later, that should give them time to just get back to sleep before it arrves.
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Hookers

Send them in - have then accost them - basically have them propositioned and hassled all the time.

Or

Pay said hookers to set them up. Chat them up, make them think they're on a promise etc then devise some scenario where they're embarrassed and jump in with the old instamatic for all the rest of the people in the office.
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1, order a pizza delivery for them

2, leave messages at reception desk note saying "i am watching you"
or "i know what you did last summer" (or any other good secret)

3, give them a wake up call

4, call them at their room and make a voice up and say " i know who you are , tell them what happened to them today , ie went to breakfast ate XXXX"

5, call them pretending that you are gonna kill them as they made a young girl pregnant, mention you will arrive later on the day
... and then go over later, and bang really loud on the door, and when they open the door, shout "surprise"
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Why bother, and they may have no sense of humour .......... could you lose your job if its not appreciated?
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