Hooray for short skirts day
05 May 2006, 03:46 PM
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Hooray for short skirts day
yes, finally its that time of year, ok so i had a little practise yesterday but today i got to wander around town in an above the knee skirt without 70 denier tights to keep the goose pimples at bay and i got to eat lunch outside in the sunshine 
now dont forget girls lots of immac and self tan first
oh sorry, were most of you stuck in stuffy offices all day?
now dont forget girls lots of immac and self tan first
oh sorry, were most of you stuck in stuffy offices all day?
05 May 2006, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
dont forget your tight white shirt with several buttons undone as well
*not really
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05 May 2006, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti
I can't drive properly in summer.
But I love it
But I love it
All the men with their pasty white/ bright red peeling gut flab hanging over football shorts and sweat dripping down their foreheads...
ah luvvly
05 May 2006, 04:04 PM
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me too.
All the men with their pasty white/ bright red peeling gut flab hanging over football shorts and sweat dripping down their foreheads...
ah luvvly
All the men with their pasty white/ bright red peeling gut flab hanging over football shorts and sweat dripping down their foreheads...
ah luvvly
05 May 2006, 04:13 PM
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It would appear that Tit Monday as come early 
Some of you may have seen this before as I posted it a while ago but it worth another post.
"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that
when they're all standing outside The Apartment after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs.
It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps
As the poet said:
One bold Belfast slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make. "
Some of you may have seen this before as I posted it a while ago but it worth another post.
"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that
when they're all standing outside The Apartment after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs.
It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps
As the poet said:
One bold Belfast slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make. "
05 May 2006, 04:19 PM
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roll on Tit Monday....
'cos its been been Beaver Friday today.. seen two of the litle blighters i have.... couldnt 'catch' either tho' unfortunately.. (dont really know if i would have *wanted to* TBH
'cos its been been Beaver Friday today.. seen two of the litle blighters i have.... couldnt 'catch' either tho' unfortunately.. (dont really know if i would have *wanted to* TBH
05 May 2006, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
I got home an hour ago and that was exactly what the missus was wearing All hail sunny weather 
All hail sunny weather
05 May 2006, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
I got home an hour ago and that was exactly what the missus was wearing All hail sunny weather
All hail sunny weather