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05 May 2006, 12:46 AM
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05 May 2006, 01:15 AM
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quite good really
05 May 2006, 01:37 AM
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Try............a.....s..............s
05 May 2006, 01:51 AM
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Asked her to make me a cuppa three times and the dozy bint still doesn't know WTF I'm on about!
05 May 2006, 06:39 AM
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05 May 2006, 07:00 AM
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Asked her to make me a cuppa three times and the dozy bint still doesn't know WTF I'm on about!
Agree and has no idea how to iron a shirt. Not much use really
05 May 2006, 08:00 AM
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She is so boring & seems to be a bit thick
05 May 2006, 08:22 AM
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Does at least understand 'bring me a beer' though
05 May 2006, 08:40 AM
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Urrrgh her nipples are weird kind of star shaped
05 May 2006, 08:44 AM
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Useless ****** wouldn't do my washing up, clean my house or pick the dog's crap up out of the yard
05 May 2006, 09:22 AM
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She's no good with a banana, always a bad sign
05 May 2006, 09:47 AM
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That's cr@p. She does **** all.
05 May 2006, 09:52 AM
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That's cr@p. She does **** all.
Well they have made her completely realistic then!
05 May 2006, 11:01 AM
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Class - she brings beer and doesn't nag. - She doesn't know what a remote control is, so she wont steal it - The perfect woman
05 May 2006, 11:06 AM
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05 May 2006, 11:11 AM
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new one on me
05 May 2006, 11:20 AM
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flipping eck, i'm ten times better than her, totally useless!
05 May 2006, 11:23 AM
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flipping eck, i'm ten times better than her, totally useless!
I've just sent you 'show me your mams' via pm.
05 May 2006, 11:26 AM
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try "play with yourself"
05 May 2006, 11:27 AM
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try "suck"
05 May 2006, 11:29 AM
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ooh she's rude, but i still think i'm better than her and no you can't see my 'mams', whatever they are?????
05 May 2006, 11:31 AM
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List 3 qualities that make you a better prospect to the male population then
No saving the little brown babies or world peace speeches though.
05 May 2006, 11:31 AM
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ooh she's rude, but i still think i'm better than her and no you can't see my 'mams', whatever they are?????
In that case you aren't better than her, fact!!
If I type in, 'topless', she gladly shows me her glands.
05 May 2006, 11:31 AM
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I got bored stiff after seven hours
05 May 2006, 11:43 AM
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7 hours how sad is that. and ok spoons she is better than me if she showed her 'mams'!!!
05 May 2006, 11:51 AM
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she's got seashells on her nipples, and aaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhh she did dirty things for me, but no cup of tea
05 May 2006, 11:53 AM
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7 hours how sad is that. and ok spoons she is better than me if she showed her 'mams'!!!
FPMSL
05 May 2006, 12:46 PM
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05 May 2006, 02:29 PM
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I got bored stiff after seven hours
Confirm the spelling please?
05 May 2006, 12:46 AM
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