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Old 21 April 2006, 09:12 PM
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Last nite the g/f says she would be up for a threesome

After a good discusion she says"my friend would be up for it .Ihave met her mate several times and she is PHWOORR

She is well up for it too

The only problem is .......watching the two of them together i may "unload" before the actoin comes my way

ANY ADVISE PLEASE ........GOING TO THE TOILET BRB
Old 21 April 2006, 09:15 PM
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she may enjoy it that much with her friend, that she may leave you for a life of fish mittens & haddock pasties
Old 21 April 2006, 09:18 PM
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I'm willing to act as a substitute if you find you're not man enough to handle them both
Old 21 April 2006, 09:19 PM
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Wait, I've just read that again and I just want to clarify: I'm willing to replace you in this mange a trois, I'm not offering to replace them
Old 21 April 2006, 09:20 PM
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I reckon the friend she's really on about is her other boyfriend.
Old 21 April 2006, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Wait, I've just read that again and I just want to clarify: I'm willing to replace you in this mange a trois, I'm not offering to replace them
FPMSL

Im sure Julia would tho
Old 21 April 2006, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by *Sonic*
she may enjoy it that much with her friend, that she may leave you for a life of fish mittens & haddock pasties
fine by me more money to spend on the scoob ......and alcohol
Old 21 April 2006, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by nufc1892
fine by me more money to spend on the scoob ......and alcohol
And build up your forearm muscles again

she may just be testing your fidelity, so you should be careful.........
































































........ and wear boxing gloves, and think of Nora Batty, till your ready to join in
Old 21 April 2006, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by nufc1892
Last nite the g/f says she would be up for a threesome

After a good discusion she says"my friend would be up for it .Ihave met her mate several times and she is PHWOORR

She is well up for it too

The only problem is .......watching the two of them together i may "unload" before the actoin comes my way

ANY ADVISE PLEASE ........GOING TO THE TOILET BRB
well young jedi to learn the way of the 3way force, you must learn restraint and control for the light saber is a weapon not to be taken lightly in these situations, you should feel the force and learn to use it
Old 21 April 2006, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by nufc1892
Last nite the g/f says she would be up for a threesome
I'm afraid what this actually means is that you are a complete waste of time in the sack and she wants something, anything, else to stir her up ....... it transpires that it is another female which is more appealing than sex with YOU!!

Pete
Old 21 April 2006, 09:52 PM
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Clear the tubes first.

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Old 21 April 2006, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I'm afraid what this actually means is that you are a complete waste of time in the sack and she wants something, anything, else to stir her up ....... it transpires that it is another female which is more appealing than sex with YOU!!

Pete
Now ,now pi$$y .......i have taken her to her height of sexual experience and now she wants something a biy more different......go back to looking at Doris in her chair, dribbling in her soup ....
Old 21 April 2006, 09:55 PM
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Yeah don't ever go into a situation like that with a loaded gun
Old 21 April 2006, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve Sherwen
Clear the tubes first.

Steve
good advice
Old 21 April 2006, 09:58 PM
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Gonna knock one out first ,already thought of this......
Old 21 April 2006, 10:01 PM
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if you're that immature that you have no self control and need to "clear the tubes" first then you're clearly not satisfying her...
Old 21 April 2006, 10:07 PM
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Let her get on with it and **** off down the pub,peace and quiet for a couple hours now thats pleasure
Old 21 April 2006, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve Sherwen
Clear the tubes first.

Steve
Did you not see this part of the post .....


ANY ADVISE PLEASE ........GOING TO THE TOILET BRB
Old 21 April 2006, 10:16 PM
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First of all to your g/f, BUT

I bet you wont be able/allowed to dip ur wick in the other piece.

Personally i think i would bang one out watching, then join in , might even do the misses good to see your getting off on seeing her with another female.

Also, i would not be on here talking to other people when the other half is busting to go rug munshing with you
Old 21 April 2006, 10:19 PM
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[QUOTE=nufc1892}The only problem is .......watching the two of them together i may "unload" before the actoin comes my way [/QUOTE]


Or go watch eastenders
Old 21 April 2006, 10:28 PM
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Tbh i think we need some PICS of the females to make a balanced decision if her mate turns out to be a 14 stone butch lezzer with more ***** than you'll ever have thats gonna be a bit of a passion killer
Old 21 April 2006, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Scudy23
Or go watch eastenders
At least think about Dot Branning (Cotton) and Pauline Fowler at it, that'll calm you down
Old 21 April 2006, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I'm afraid what this actually means is that you are a complete waste of time in the sack and she wants something, anything, else to stir her up ....... it transpires that it is another female which is more appealing than sex with YOU!!

Pete
Spot on, an insightful viewpoint.
Old 21 April 2006, 11:29 PM
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That Mr Lewis has got it exactly right again, must be his advanced years, wisdom and all that.

You are not satisfying her - it's clear for all to see, you are simply useless at satisfying your woman so she looks elsewhere - she would love you to 'bang-one-out' as you say .... means you will give her time to be really satisfied by the other female before you are ready to go through the pathetic act you do so often fail at!

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Old 21 April 2006, 11:33 PM
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Pictures - where are the pictures?
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Originally Posted by MrReee
That Mr Lewis has got it exactly right again, must be his advanced years, wisdom and all that.

You are not satisfying her - it's clear for all to see, you are simply useless at satisfying your woman so she looks elsewhere - she would love you to 'bang-one-out' as you say .... means you will give her time to be really satisfied by the other female before you are ready to go through the pathetic act you do so often fail at!

MrReee
Your talking about satisfaction when it requires double the recommend daily dosage of viagra to get anywhere.
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Originally Posted by MrReee
That Mr Lewis has got it exactly right again, must be his advanced years, wisdom and all that.

You are not satisfying her - When I suck PSlewis dry I make sure to finger his bumhole at the same time. All those little things you dont think about help. Pslewis just loves his ****.
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Any doubt just whack it into her mates gob
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In my humble opinion....

if she's in her teens you've got a chance

if she's in her twenties shes testing ur fidelity or lack of

if she's in her 30's she's bored stupid and gagging for someone who knows that pleasure doesnt come in a few quick jabs with rough fingers and chewed fingernails

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