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Old 21 April 2006, 11:53 AM
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Default Car wash attendant threatens my nan...

my nan went to get her white mondeo cleaned earlier and she noticed a cat on one of the carwash beams.

while coaxing it out, some soap monkey comes out with hammer and shouts at her.

he then, sees the size and strength of my nan, retreats and locks himself in his hut.

my nan drives off to the pub up the road for a guiness.

shocking....

Dazza

(sorry micky, i couldn't help myself!! - glad you are OK.)

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Old 21 April 2006, 11:56 AM
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Old 21 April 2006, 12:05 PM
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LOL!!! Nice one
Old 21 April 2006, 12:14 PM
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Old 21 April 2006, 12:15 PM
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Nice to finally see the other side of the story finally come out

"group of lads in a white Mondeo"

More like old lady smelling of cabbage and cat pee nearly made me shat my pants

Calling Sticky Mickey!!!

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Old 21 April 2006, 12:33 PM
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Old 21 April 2006, 01:41 PM
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Old 21 April 2006, 01:44 PM
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Old 21 April 2006, 03:03 PM
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Well your nan is 6'2 & 320lbs
Old 21 April 2006, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by CooperS
Well your nan is 6'2 & 320lbs
Not a nice thing to say about someone's nan mate, people have lost fingers for less
Old 21 April 2006, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Not a nice thing to say about someone's nan mate, people have lost fingers for less

His nanna is so fat she has lots of other nan's trapped in orbit circling around her
ok, a ripped off 'yo momma' gag but WTH
Old 21 April 2006, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
His nanna is so fat she has lots of other nan's trapped in orbit circling around her
ok, a ripped off 'yo momma' gag but WTH
His nanna is so fat she fell over, cut her leg and gravy poured out

What film's that off then?
Old 21 April 2006, 04:02 PM
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White men can't jump
Old 21 April 2006, 04:05 PM
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Old 21 April 2006, 04:09 PM
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His Nan's so fat she stepped into the road, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol
Old 21 April 2006, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by CooperS
His Nan's so fat she stepped into the road, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol
PMSL thats new to me
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
PMSL thats new to me
Try the 'yo momma' load

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html
Old 21 April 2006, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Bookmarked for future reference
Old 21 April 2006, 08:22 PM
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*******s

got no sleep last night thinking "what if" about your nan and her bloody cat
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