English fans urged to sing footie chants in German - PRICELESS
20 April 2006, 09:38 AM
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English fans urged to sing footie chants in German - PRICELESS
My God - If some have their way we will never risk offending anyone again. One aim of the chants is to put the 'enemy' off ffs
Also not to offend the Germans with the Dambusters theme - what about the great escape theme!
Its only a football chant FFS, whilst i do not want to see **** salutes and burning German flags, a few songs is not gonna start WW3
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"One of the best-loved songs - "It's coming home, it's coming home, football's coming home" - would become "Es kommt zur Heimat zuruck, es kommt zur Heimat zuruck, Fussball kommt zur Heimat zuruck".
Just trips off of the tongue does it not
Now - what is the Deutch for ‘Posh Spice takes it up the ar*e, do da, do da!’
Good old Foreign office advice - keep up the good work
Also not to offend the Germans with the Dambusters theme - what about the great escape theme!
Its only a football chant FFS, whilst i do not want to see **** salutes and burning German flags, a few songs is not gonna start WW3
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"One of the best-loved songs - "It's coming home, it's coming home, football's coming home" - would become "Es kommt zur Heimat zuruck, es kommt zur Heimat zuruck, Fussball kommt zur Heimat zuruck".
Just trips off of the tongue does it not
Now - what is the Deutch for ‘Posh Spice takes it up the ar*e, do da, do da!’
Good old Foreign office advice - keep up the good work
20 April 2006, 09:44 AM
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Assuming we do score a goal or two out there the English fans could remain seated and just shake hands so not to upset the opposition fans and put off their players. The perhaps if the oppostiton score the english fans could join in with a hearty 'Hip-hip-horray' or shout 'good show!'
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20 April 2006, 11:55 AM
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20 April 2006, 12:02 PM
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Fifa president Sepp Blatter has warned that World Cup teams may be deducted points for racist behaviour by fans.
He said that rules to be brought into domestic competitions next season will be enforced in Germany this summer.
"The regulations will be applied for this World Cup - at the first sign of racism there will be a deduction of three points," he stated.
Blatter admitted the system is open to abuse, with fans passing themselves off as opposition supporters.
The Fifa president said that deducting points, which may hinder a team's progress in the tournament, may be a deterrent.
He added: "Once we deduct points, then we are finished with the problems of discrimination."
The measures for domestic competitions provide for a three-point deduction for a first offence, six for a second and relegation for a third offence.
Blatter also wants extra powers to intervene if Fifa feels a country is not adhering to the rules.
Fifa president Sepp Blatter has warned that World Cup teams may be deducted points for racist behaviour by fans.
He said that rules to be brought into domestic competitions next season will be enforced in Germany this summer.
"The regulations will be applied for this World Cup - at the first sign of racism there will be a deduction of three points," he stated.
Blatter admitted the system is open to abuse, with fans passing themselves off as opposition supporters.
The Fifa president said that deducting points, which may hinder a team's progress in the tournament, may be a deterrent.
He added: "Once we deduct points, then we are finished with the problems of discrimination."
The measures for domestic competitions provide for a three-point deduction for a first offence, six for a second and relegation for a third offence.
Blatter also wants extra powers to intervene if Fifa feels a country is not adhering to the rules.
20 April 2006, 12:04 PM
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Fifa president Sepp Blatter has warned that World Cup teams may be deducted points for racist behaviour by fans.
He said that rules to be brought into domestic competitions next season will be enforced in Germany this summer.
"The regulations will be applied for this World Cup - at the first sign of racism there will be a deduction of three points," he stated.
Blatter admitted the system is open to abuse, with fans passing themselves off as opposition supporters.
The Fifa president said that deducting points, which may hinder a team's progress in the tournament, may be a deterrent.
He added: "Once we deduct points, then we are finished with the problems of discrimination."
The measures for domestic competitions provide for a three-point deduction for a first offence, six for a second and relegation for a third offence.
Blatter also wants extra powers to intervene if Fifa feels a country is not adhering to the rules.
Fifa president Sepp Blatter has warned that World Cup teams may be deducted points for racist behaviour by fans.
He said that rules to be brought into domestic competitions next season will be enforced in Germany this summer.
"The regulations will be applied for this World Cup - at the first sign of racism there will be a deduction of three points," he stated.
Blatter admitted the system is open to abuse, with fans passing themselves off as opposition supporters.
The Fifa president said that deducting points, which may hinder a team's progress in the tournament, may be a deterrent.
He added: "Once we deduct points, then we are finished with the problems of discrimination."
The measures for domestic competitions provide for a three-point deduction for a first offence, six for a second and relegation for a third offence.
Blatter also wants extra powers to intervene if Fifa feels a country is not adhering to the rules.
20 April 2006, 12:08 PM
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Is this an actual recommendation from our wonderful leaders? I just cannot believe that anyone in a responsible job which one would expect requires a certain amount of intelligence would come out with something like that.
Real head up the **** stuff in my opinion!
Les
Real head up the **** stuff in my opinion!
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20 April 2006, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Is this an actual recommendation from our wonderful leaders? I just cannot believe that anyone in a responsible job which one would expect requires a certain amount of intelligence would come out with something like that.
Real head up the **** stuff in my opinion!
Les
Real head up the **** stuff in my opinion!
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20 April 2006, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
cannot find the link, the news page has updated but the advice came from the Home Office
http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/me...in_german.html
20 April 2006, 12:41 PM
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The really frightening thing as that the authorities really think that anyone is going to take any notice of this. 
If anything it will just encourage people to think up more offensive songs.
Let's hope so anyway, this is politically correct rubbish.
If anything it will just encourage people to think up more offensive songs.
Let's hope so anyway, this is politically correct rubbish.
20 April 2006, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Home Secretary Charles Clarke
Home Secretary Charles Clarke has warned England fans they could be jailed if they perform **** salutes, goosestep or chant "Sieg Heil" while in Germany.
Slate me for being immature, but I just find that funny! 
20 April 2006, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Slate me for being immature, but I just find that funny! I can't wait to see all the fecking hooligans and hard lads tangling with the german police
20 April 2006, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
my pansy translator wont give me swear wordshttp://dict.leo.org
this is the one we use.
20 April 2006, 01:28 PM
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oh and if you hear a German call you "Insel Affe" don't go up and smack the crap out of him
It means Island Monkey and it is what they call us Brits in retort to Kraut.
It means Island Monkey and it is what they call us Brits in retort to Kraut.
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The really frightening thing as that the authorities really think that anyone is going to take any notice of this.
If anything it will just encourage people to think up more offensive songs. Let's hope so anyway, this is politically correct rubbish.
If anything it will just encourage people to think up more offensive songs.
Let's hope so anyway, this is politically correct rubbish.