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Old 19 April 2006, 08:52 AM
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Default Top 10 Gay Cars - offical poll - worrying reading!!

http://www.channel4.com/4car/feature...-queens-5.html

Smart City Car
Jeep Wrangler
Pink Rolls Royce
Mercedes SL55 AMG
Mini
BMW Z8
Porsche convertible
Classic Chevy
Skoda Fabia
Beetle convertible

"Subaru, for instance, actively targets the gay and lesbian community. Its Forester is regarded as the lesbian car of choice. Subaru even sponsors a gay credit card."

That list seems odd as well though, whats the little Skoda Fabia doing in that list?!!
Old 19 April 2006, 08:57 AM
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*Sits back and waits for Pete to say "I told you so about Subaru and gold wheels"*
Old 19 April 2006, 09:00 AM
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I'd happily drive the SL55 AMG and the BMW Z8, but anyone who thinks a car reflects there sexuality needs to bend over and take it like a man
Old 19 April 2006, 10:02 AM
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Wouldn't mind getting a couple of lesbians in my Subaru!
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
Wouldn't mind getting a couple of lesbians in my Subaru!
You're welcome to them

Old 19 April 2006, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Rabid
You're welcome to them


The one on the left must be Da(f)vids sister, you know - "The only gay in the village"

Now there are some faces to go trick or treating with!
Old 19 April 2006, 10:25 AM
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No MX5 in the top ten, whats going on!
Old 19 April 2006, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobynutta555
No MX5 in the top ten, whats going on!

Delete that before Pete see that ,thats one less stick i have to beat him with else
Old 19 April 2006, 10:51 AM
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I was thinking more of the sort of "lesbians" you get in **** movies!
Old 19 April 2006, 11:06 AM
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SL55 AMG
What the hell? Nothing homo about them. The deep loud throbbing exhaust note, the brutish looks the surge of power, the howl of the supercharger...something you'd exept to find in Arnold Schwarzenegger.....

Oh hang on, I see the link now
Old 19 April 2006, 11:53 AM
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last week some crazy fool was canning an SL55 AMG in'n'out of traffic down the m40 & on towards slough. was racing with a BMW 6series convertible.


wheres the BMW X5, Porche Cayenne - both very gay
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Did you get to ask him if he was gay though?
Old 19 April 2006, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
something you'd exept to find in Arnold Schwarzenegger.....
He's a big lad, but he's not a garage.
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It's an attribute





....How am I supposed to know how big his arsehole is?
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both looked slightly gay. The guy in the convertible dropped the roof as he waited at the roundabout. for the weather conditions - yup gay.


i was doing 70 in the outside, why on earth they thought theyd drive wrecklessly also doing 70 weaving about when they could have followed me i dont know - gay showoffs to me

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No top 10 pedophiles or serial killers cars then
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
I was thinking more of the sort of "lesbians" you get in **** movies!



Old 19 April 2006, 12:20 PM
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Exactly!
Old 19 April 2006, 12:42 PM
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How could they have missed the world's gayest car, the Audi TT ???
Old 19 April 2006, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by InvisibleMan


wheres the BMW X5, Porche Cayenne - both very gay
I think they are more of a sign of really bad taste rather than being gay.. You know, the kind of car / truck that says, "I have too much money and no taste."

I was wondering why the Z8 is in there rather than the Z3..

No MGF..?!

Porsche convertible needs to be narrowed to the Boxster..

As for the Chevy, more of a sign of being a red-neck..
Old 19 April 2006, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
No top 10 pedophiles or serial killers cars then
Old 19 April 2006, 05:47 PM
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Who writes this ****?

Moff for a drive in my Pink Roller
Old 19 April 2006, 06:52 PM
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Parker = Bum Bandit
Old 19 April 2006, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by rossi_p
As for the Chevy, more of a sign of being a red-neck..
Have you seen Deliverance?
Old 20 April 2006, 06:33 AM
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Audi TT drop top was name Gay car of the year out here in Aus.
Old 20 April 2006, 09:55 AM
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Maybe they are not on about the cars image but more the fact that these are the most popular cars amongst the gay community.Possibly.
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Indeed. The TT and MX-5 are probably better described as hairdressers cars, though I can think of one MX-5 driver who probably doesn't need to visit hairdressers these days.
Old 20 April 2006, 11:39 AM
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sooo....your typical gay bloke works out a lot, dresses nice and drives an SL55.

typical SN is not gay, overweight, dresses in WRC puffer jackets and drives a car with a big exhaust.


no wonder the fit women all hang around the gay blokes!
Old 20 April 2006, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Lum
Indeed. The TT and MX-5 are probably better described as hairdressers cars, though I can think of one MX-5 driver who probably doesn't need to visit hairdressers these days.

You are likely to find Pete's MX5 outside the hairdressers as he co owns the salon with Tarquin his live-in 'friend' they are both close and neither has ever married, what a coincidence. They do have an adopted son - Paulr

Paulr (or Paula as she was) was a she but got a free NHS sex change to a bloke as he/she used to get depressed cry a lot and consume large quantities of Ben and Jerrys. Social services deemed that unacceptable and the £125K was paid for this essential op.

IMHO and not proven of course

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