BEER vs. PUSSY
14 April 2006, 12:33 PM
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BEER vs. *****
1. Beer is always wet. ***** needs a little work. - One point to
BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to *****
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to *****
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One
point to *****
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer.
If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend - One point to
*****
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.
If you smell of ***** he may buy you a beer. - One point to *****
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much ***** and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to
*****
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off -
One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it
settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to
BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've
drank it - One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE:
BEER 9
***** 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would not experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them...
An extra point for BEER
BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to *****
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to *****
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One
point to *****
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer.
If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend - One point to
*****
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.
If you smell of ***** he may buy you a beer. - One point to *****
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much ***** and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to
*****
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off -
One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it
settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to
BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've
drank it - One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE:
BEER 9
***** 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would not experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them...
An extra point for BEER
14 April 2006, 02:54 PM
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10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
There's also a tax on *****, it's called marriage. 10 points to beer.
There's also a tax on *****, it's called marriage. 10 points to beer.
14 April 2006, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by STi-Frenchie
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
There's also a tax on *****, it's called marriage. 10 points to beer.
There's also a tax on *****, it's called marriage. 10 points to beer.
14 April 2006, 03:05 PM
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So does that mean that all things go off with age ? 
Still Pete, if you can get it up - fair play to ya!!
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At his age, most of the "competing" women have what resembles either a warm cheese toastie (being opened) between their legs
that really paints a good picture.
that really paints a good picture.
14 April 2006, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by STi-Frenchie
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
There's also a tax on *****, it's called marriage. 10 points to beer.
There's also a tax on *****, it's called marriage. 10 points to beer.
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14 April 2006, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would not experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them...
An extra point for BEER
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