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Cow Tipping, ever done it
13 April 2006, 07:49 PM
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Cow Tipping, ever done it
The thread in muppets about do cows sleep standing up, got me thinking
Ever been Cow Tipping, and would you try it on this one
Ever been Cow Tipping, and would you try it on this one
13 April 2006, 08:20 PM
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Don't do it in Herefordshire - Bulls can be rather angry. Funny as *** though.
Only did it my impetuous youth - about 15 years ago
shameful event only assisted by some of Bulmer's finest/worst 
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Only did it my impetuous youth - about 15 years ago
shameful event only assisted by some of Bulmer's finest/worst Dan
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13 April 2006, 09:27 PM
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Never been tipping, but I've played "cow lotto" one summers evening a few years back in rural Switzerland -
This is how it works: A field is divided into 64 squares and the spectators buy a square or two for a quid or two each. A cow is then let loose into the field and whichever square it eventually cacks in is the winner. This can take upto half an hour to happen and you can feel the tension building in the crowd as the milk machine wanders around from square to sqaure. Border disputes are common where the beast delivers it's load whilst walking. The fact that everyone was drinking whilst playing made it quite a memorable evening.
You had to be there I suppose!
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This is how it works: A field is divided into 64 squares and the spectators buy a square or two for a quid or two each. A cow is then let loose into the field and whichever square it eventually cacks in is the winner. This can take upto half an hour to happen and you can feel the tension building in the crowd as the milk machine wanders around from square to sqaure. Border disputes are common where the beast delivers it's load whilst walking. The fact that everyone was drinking whilst playing made it quite a memorable evening.
You had to be there I suppose!
Suresh
13 April 2006, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
A group of us drove 20 miles cuz one of us said he knew where we could find some cows after a night out.
Did we find any cows after a 20 mile drive? No
Did we find any cows after a 20 mile drive? No
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13 April 2006, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
A group of us drove 20 miles cuz one of us said he knew where we could find some cows after a night out.
Did we find any cows after a 20 mile drive? No
Did we find any cows after a 20 mile drive? No
14 April 2006, 02:04 AM
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Snore....moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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never done it but got plenty of cows round here, but when ive finnished ******** the sheep ill get round to it. oh there a nice black one..........
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Originally Posted by watto52
never done it but got plenty of cows round here, but when ive finnished ******** the sheep ill get round to it. oh there a nice black one..........
14 April 2006, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by watto52
nope never ive got mad sheep disease....
14 April 2006, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by watto52
little **** has gone now, damn...... ginge its ur fault
14 April 2006, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
You sure he/she hasn't popped out for a bottle of wine to set the mood?
oh yeah good point. he migh be getting a steak meal in too. ohhh a lamb there, maybe i could..............
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I've almost been tipped by a few bovines during my excursions.
Conventional thinking has it that cows can't travel very quickly downhill.
Bllx, if you're being chased by a herd of bullocks. It's one of those moments where you can turn around and confront the critturs or just take off.
This is the payback I get for feeding them dog biscuits.
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Conventional thinking has it that cows can't travel very quickly downhill.
Bllx, if you're being chased by a herd of bullocks. It's one of those moments where you can turn around and confront the critturs or just take off.
This is the payback I get for feeding them dog biscuits.
K.
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