Trousers for fat knackers?
12 April 2006, 08:11 AM
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Trousers for fat knackers?
Is it me or are all the trousers in M&S for fat gits?
I don't go clothes shopping very often, maybe twice a year, but the last two times I have been I have really struggled to find a pair of trousers I like with a 32" waist. They all seem to be 34,36,38+. I only want standard chino type trousers and out of an entire rack there is maybe only one pair with 32" waist and then they are too long or too short!
Now I consider myself average... It must be an absolute nightmare if you are skinny as I honestly don't think I saw a single pair 30" or below.
What is up with that? Is the nation really becoming that bloated?
And please, don't tell me to go to some poncy fashion shop instead..... M&S I can park, get in and out in 10 minutes and pick up lunch while I'm at it with minimal pondlife interaction!
I don't go clothes shopping very often, maybe twice a year, but the last two times I have been I have really struggled to find a pair of trousers I like with a 32" waist. They all seem to be 34,36,38+. I only want standard chino type trousers and out of an entire rack there is maybe only one pair with 32" waist and then they are too long or too short!
Now I consider myself average... It must be an absolute nightmare if you are skinny as I honestly don't think I saw a single pair 30" or below.
What is up with that? Is the nation really becoming that bloated?
And please, don't tell me to go to some poncy fashion shop instead..... M&S I can park, get in and out in 10 minutes and pick up lunch while I'm at it with minimal pondlife interaction!
12 April 2006, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Rage!
Is it me or are all the trousers in M&S for fat gits?
I don't go clothes shopping very often, maybe twice a year, but the last two times I have been I have really struggled to find a pair of trousers I like with a 32" waist. They all seem to be 34,36,38+. I only want standard chino type trousers and out of an entire rack there is maybe only one pair with 32" waist and then they are too long or too short!
Now I consider myself average... It must be an absolute nightmare if you are skinny as I honestly don't think I saw a single pair 30" or below.
What is up with that? Is the nation really becoming that bloated?
And please, don't tell me to go to some poncy fashion shop instead..... M&S I can park, get in and out in 10 minutes and pick up lunch while I'm at it with minimal pondlife interaction!
I don't go clothes shopping very often, maybe twice a year, but the last two times I have been I have really struggled to find a pair of trousers I like with a 32" waist. They all seem to be 34,36,38+. I only want standard chino type trousers and out of an entire rack there is maybe only one pair with 32" waist and then they are too long or too short!
Now I consider myself average... It must be an absolute nightmare if you are skinny as I honestly don't think I saw a single pair 30" or below.
What is up with that? Is the nation really becoming that bloated?
And please, don't tell me to go to some poncy fashion shop instead..... M&S I can park, get in and out in 10 minutes and pick up lunch while I'm at it with minimal pondlife interaction!
Nice thread title BTW.
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12 April 2006, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I would say that 32" is the most popular size and has been snapped up.
I suppose it is possible that the person responsible for stock ordering at this particular branch is a moron which is why I'm asking if anyone else has noticed the same elsewhere!
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12 April 2006, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
No, most people on here are over 14 years old 
12 April 2006, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Rage!
Ok, well you've made yourself known. lightning101, aging git, 40" waist and bitter with it. Look on the bright side, if you need trousers to fit your ample girth you can go to M&S!
12 April 2006, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Hey if you want to embarass yourself, you post your photo, and i'll post up mine
Fat knacker. That's what we think!
12 April 2006, 11:02 AM
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Its cos all the sizes are mixed up ,and quality/sizes are a gamble nowadays - what with the chinese imports - even in a place like M&S.
Why im currently risiding in a ' 30" ' pair ffs...!!!
an im 5, 11.5
Why im currently risiding in a ' 30" ' pair ffs...!!!
an im 5, 11.5
12 April 2006, 11:07 AM
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SUSAN: You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing. He's really thin.
GEORGE: Not as thin as you think.
SUSAN: Why? He's a 31. I saw the tag on the back.
GEORGE: The tag, huh?
SUSAN: Mmm-hmm.
GEORGE: Let me tell you something about that tag. It's no 31, and uh...let's just leave it at that.
SUSAN: What are you talking about?
GEORGE: He scratches off a 32 and he puts in 31.
SUSAN: Oh, how could he be so vain?
GEORGE: Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know. I can't believe I just told you that.
GEORGE: Not as thin as you think.
SUSAN: Why? He's a 31. I saw the tag on the back.
GEORGE: The tag, huh?
SUSAN: Mmm-hmm.
GEORGE: Let me tell you something about that tag. It's no 31, and uh...let's just leave it at that.
SUSAN: What are you talking about?
GEORGE: He scratches off a 32 and he puts in 31.
SUSAN: Oh, how could he be so vain?
GEORGE: Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know. I can't believe I just told you that.
12 April 2006, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Why im currently risiding in a ' 30" ' pair ffs...!!!
an im 5, 11.5
an im 5, 11.5
12 April 2006, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Do people put money in your hat if you sit on a city centre bench ? 
- w**king for a living now...
