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Old 01 March 2006, 01:34 PM
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Talking Another Bird Flu Joke

A bear , lion and chicken are talking about who's the hardest

The bear says whenever I growl the whole forest quivers with fear

The lion says whenever I roar the jungles shakes with terror..I am the hardest.

The chicken, looking rather worried in the company says, "If I some much as cough the f*ckin world ***** itself"

Did a search so if SIAL then I'm not sorry take it up with Mr Webmaster and the searchkids cos I don't care made me laff.

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"Another Bird Flu Joke"

What were the other ones then??
Old 01 March 2006, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
"Another Bird Flu Joke"

What were the other ones then??
We think a bloke in our office has got bird flu because he took 20 minutes to park his car at lunchtime and is talking bo**ocks.

That sort of thing.

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Originally Posted by David Lock
"Another Bird Flu Joke"

What were the other ones then??

That's what search is for. On this Bbs you have to do extensive research into your posting so as not to get persecuted by the SIAL Police.......it's a very humbling experience

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In an Attempt to eradicate Bird Flu
The Irish Air Force has just bombed the Canary Islands.

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Old 01 March 2006, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
In an Attempt to eradicate Bird Flu
The Irish Air Force has just bombed the Canary Islands.

Andy
And in a bid to outdo Kent Water, the Irish government is diluting water supplies immediately.

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Old 01 March 2006, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
In an Attempt to eradicate Bird Flu
The Irish Air Force has just bombed the Canary Islands.

Andy
Ah yes - remember that one now, thanks. I think there is a Geo Bush option available for that one

But don't get the Kent Water one?????? Am I just a thicko or have I missed something?? dl
Old 01 March 2006, 04:16 PM
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But don't get the Kent Water one?????? Am I just a thicko or have I missed something?? dl
Kent introducing compulsory water metering
Old 01 March 2006, 04:25 PM
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Perhaps it should be used to see how much they waste in leakage before it gets to the users...
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Originally Posted by SiPie
Kent introducing compulsory water metering
Ok thanks. And here's silly ole me thinking this was a Bird Flu thread.......
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Dont know about jokes, but surely this has to be one....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIRD-FLU-LICEN...QQcmdZViewItem
Old 01 March 2006, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobchrissy
Dont know about jokes, but surely this has to be one....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIRD-FLU-LICEN...QQcmdZViewItem

Old 01 March 2006, 07:58 PM
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Heard on some late-night TV program ...

"You can only get bird flu from inhaling dried chicken **** - and I've given that up!"

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Originally Posted by scud8
Heard on some late-night TV program ...

"You can only get bird flu from inhaling dried bird crap - and I've given that up!"
or ******** chickens
Old 01 March 2006, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
or ******** chickens
I think birdflu is the least of your worries there
Old 01 March 2006, 10:38 PM
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Did jokes about this 2 years ago !!
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A friend got this text the other day...

BIRD FLU HAS HIT THE UK. MOST AT RISK ARE OLD, ROPEY OLD BIRDS. I'M JUST TEXTING TO CHECK YOU ARE OK.
Old 09 March 2006, 07:38 PM
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First British victim of bird flu unveiled.
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