16vmarc

English man, Scottish man and irish man sitting in a pub. English man turns to the others and says "my bloody wife, shes just gone out and bought a car and she cant even drive". "And my wife" says the Scottish man, "She just had a swimming pool fitted and she cant even swim". "Thats nothing" says the Irish man, "My wifes just gone out and bought 50 condoms, and she doesnt even have a dick"

sti-04!!

scooby_matt

I'm easily amused

LUCKO

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a woman was in a coma, been in it for months. nurses were giving her a blanket bath and touched her fanny, there was a response on the monitor. they tried again and sure enough another response. they explained to her husband and suggested a little oral sex might bring her out of the coma, so they drew the curtains for privacy. a few minutes later the monitor's went haywire, the woman was dead. 'what happened the nurses cried' the husband said "im not sure, maybe she choked"

JackClark

Keep them coming! Much needed on a Friday!!

LUCKO

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George Michael & Elton John are releasing a gay version of The Wizard Of Oz, it's called swallow the yellow thick load.......

16vmarc

A man was sitting at home when his wife suddenly hit him over the head with a frying pan. "What the bleeding hell was that for?" the husband cried. "Ive just found the name Alma Rose writtain on a piece of paper in your coat pocket". "Oh that" the husband said, "it was a tip for a race horse a guy in the pub gave me". "Im so sorry" pleaded his wife. Later that day the mans wife hit him over the head again. "For crying out loud" the man cried. "That was the phone his wife said, Alma Rose for you"



Im gonna stop now.

kingofturds

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that is sick

hectic

no,.. its 'sex wee'

scooby_matt

No....it's an oldie, but a goody

LUCKO

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David Blunkett walks into work, his secretary asks 'what are you doing here, you've been sacked' to which he replies "well i wish someone would tell the fu(king dog"