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Old 10 February 2006, 05:37 PM
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If you aren't the fastest, highest, longest or strongest it IS NOT A SPORT

Figure skating as a sport - dont make me laugh.
Old 10 February 2006, 05:49 PM
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I dont see why you say that. Figure skaters are as fitter than any footballer I can think of.

Its a physical, skillful and sometimes very painful game to be in.

I would say its more of a sport than say darts for example.

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Old 10 February 2006, 06:16 PM
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It's not just figure skating
Old 10 February 2006, 06:18 PM
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Personally I wanted to be there.

Can't wait for the biathlon (boy are these guys fit, and I in the fitness way), and bobsleigh.
Old 10 February 2006, 06:39 PM
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The UK's only figure skaters in the Olympics are....

....brother & sister.

Guess it's not that wierd, but when I first saw this, it seemed a tad odd. I imagine because 'dance' is a couples thing - so you're kind of looking for some romantic/sexual connection.

Maybe it's just me....
Old 10 February 2006, 06:40 PM
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i want to see the womens speed skating, look out for the german
Old 10 February 2006, 06:41 PM
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any "sport" that is marked on "artistic merit" is a bit dubious for me.
Old 10 February 2006, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by dynamix
any "sport" that is marked on "artistic merit" is a bit dubious for me.
Thats the point I was trying to make. All the other ones are fine. In fact the winters' are more exciting than the summers if you ask me. Its just the "artistic merit" sports that wind me up.
Old 10 February 2006, 06:57 PM
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ditto.... i appreciate their skill and falir and romantic, sexy gestures and all that but I agree with you - not a sport.

bob skeleton... now thaat is a different story - those guys are brain dead.
Old 10 February 2006, 06:58 PM
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Perhaps the title was misleading........... artisitc merit sports are crap is more like it...
Old 10 February 2006, 07:07 PM
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luge is hardly a sport either - the sport of lying down
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lol
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Katerina Witt
Old 10 February 2006, 07:12 PM
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she does luge does she?
Old 10 February 2006, 07:14 PM
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I wish, figure skating

http://www.thirdperson.de/gallery1/katarina_witt19.htm
Old 10 February 2006, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Milamber
Thats the point I was trying to make. All the other ones are fine. In fact the winters' are more exciting than the summers if you ask me. Its just the "artistic merit" sports that wind me up.

tell that to a competitor in Gymnastics or ski jumping.....
Old 10 February 2006, 07:15 PM
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I judge a sport on the ammount of ladies gusset on show and figure skating rates highly !
Old 10 February 2006, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I judge a sport on the ammount of ladies gusset on show and figure skating rates highly !
Like a real man
Old 10 February 2006, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
luge is hardly a sport either - the sport of lying down
if so you would be a world champion !1 if it's that easy why don't you give it a go ??
Old 10 February 2006, 07:28 PM
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german speed skater
Old 10 February 2006, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobydooooo
if so you would be a world champion !1 if it's that easy why don't you give it a go ??
I would love be world champion of lying down, but I'd have to lose the beer belly - important to lie down aerodynamically. I reckon the a person with small feet and no chin will win
Old 10 February 2006, 08:33 PM
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Midori Ito

tripple lutz.... bloody amazing..


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Old 10 February 2006, 08:40 PM
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Oh how we miss Eddie ....


okay Eva will suffice..

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Old 10 February 2006, 08:52 PM
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Ice hockey.

Now thats a sport!
Old 10 February 2006, 08:59 PM
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Great opening show in my opinoin..

Btw This is the olympics - not strictly to do with sportsmanship.
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Way better than the summer one, all that snow and ice, wonderful, bring on the global warming/gulf stream shutting down thing and we can have it here.
Old 10 February 2006, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
luge is hardly a sport either - the sport of lying down
Fast as **** though.

Chip
Old 10 February 2006, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Jay m A
Ice hockey.

Now thats a sport!
Yeah, it's great.

I just wish they would stop all that skating around interrupting the fight.
Old 11 February 2006, 09:10 AM
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its better than that

fight, fight, fight
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Figure sakating together with artistic merit require physical fitness and above average coordination and that makes me accept anything like that as a sport.

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