Zuby

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the
Holy Land, for £150."

The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home. The
undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when
it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Trout

iTrader: (1)

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him...

...is he still wrong?

GrahamG

fast bloke

First time that joke was posted the punchline was

Last week a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Very good !

Turbohot

PMSL!

Very good,indeed!