Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

Natwest

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 31 January 2006, 12:35 PM
  #1  
2000 sport
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
2000 sport's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: on the B Roads..
Posts: 1,957
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Angry Natwest

Someone at Natwest Bank has decided in their infinite wisdom to publish my home telephone number as a recruitment number !!

Just had a call from them telling me to expect a few calls from people enquiring about vacancies !!??

Apparently there is nothing that they can do !!

Awesome !
Old 31 January 2006, 12:38 PM
  #2  
Hanslow
Scooby Regular
 
Hanslow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Derbyshire
Posts: 4,496
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Bill them for your time in answering calls. Or just take the calls and then tell the person 'Sorry, there are no jobs and won't be for some time'. Or even tell them that it was a scammer and future Natwest job adverts are to be ignored as they are not recruiting That'll teach em
Old 31 January 2006, 12:39 PM
  #3  
Suresh
Scooby Regular
 
Suresh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Posts: 4,622
Received 2 Likes on 1 Post
Default

I ditched that sorry excuse for a retail bank and jumped to FirstDirect about 15 years ago. Suggest you do the same - after getting 10 grand from them for their incompetence of course!

Suresh

P.S. Do I need to send a covering letter with my CV??
Old 31 January 2006, 12:41 PM
  #4  
2000 sport
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
2000 sport's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: on the B Roads..
Posts: 1,957
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

i dont have anything to do with Natwest, they have just randomly picked my phone number out of thin air !
Old 31 January 2006, 12:44 PM
  #5  
Suresh
Scooby Regular
 
Suresh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Posts: 4,622
Received 2 Likes on 1 Post
Default Oh dear

Originally Posted by 2000 sport
i dont have anything to do with Natwest
Apart from being head of their recruitment dept! You should ask them for a decent salary - and a car of your choice.
Old 31 January 2006, 12:56 PM
  #6  
Dracoro
Scooby Regular
 
Dracoro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: A powerslide near you
Posts: 10,261
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Make up some telephone box 'massage' cards with the number being the local Natwest branch and tell them "Sorry, can't do anything about it now"
Old 31 January 2006, 01:00 PM
  #7  
speedking
Scooby Regular
 
speedking's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Warrington
Posts: 4,554
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Get the nice sounding ladies to meet you at a local hotel for an interview and 'assessment'

Trending Topics

Old 31 January 2006, 01:38 PM
  #8  
BlkKnight
Scooby Regular
 
BlkKnight's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: High Wycombe
Posts: 3,763
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Leave a message saying the bank is insolvent and is no longer recruting for that position.

NWB should be paying you conpensation!

Record times & frequency of calls.

There was a case recentley where some hardware chain had goofed & set some poor blokes number up as their fax order hotline. . . . he got a decent wedge out of it.
Old 31 January 2006, 01:50 PM
  #9  
Patt@firstime
Scooby Regular
 
Patt@firstime's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 4,726
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I smell compo.....

Where theres blame, theres a claim
Old 31 January 2006, 02:41 PM
  #10  
2000TLondon
Scooby Regular
 
2000TLondon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Texas - It's BIG!
Posts: 2,105
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Patt@firstime
I smell compo.....

Where theres blame, theres a claim
Yep........

$$$$$$$$$
Old 31 January 2006, 06:42 PM
  #11  
R4CH4EL
Scooby Regular
 
R4CH4EL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Midlands
Posts: 81
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

bump
Old 31 January 2006, 06:52 PM
  #12  
little-ginge
Scooby Regular
 
little-ginge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by 2000 sport
Someone at Natwest Bank has decided in their infinite wisdom to publish my home telephone number as a recruitment number !!

Just had a call from them telling me to expect a few calls from people enquiring about vacancies !!??

Apparently there is nothing that they can do !!

Awesome !
I think the company I work for did that to someone a few years back. IIRC we paid for their phone number to be changed, and had cards printed up for them so they could give their new number out with minimum hassle...and bunged them a few quid as a 'gesture of goodwill'

alternatively, get NatWest to pay for an answering service for your phone-line...

Either way they should give you something for such a ****-up!
Old 31 January 2006, 06:54 PM
  #13  
SCOsazOBY
Scooby Senior
 
SCOsazOBY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,546
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Yep stress that your family/friends cant contact you because your line is constantly ringing and see what you can achieve from it ££££££

and when people ring have a bit of fun by saying
1) sorry we are only recruiting females for the position
2) sorry you exceed our upper age limit
3) sorry we are only employing Black Africans to boost our ethnicity percentage
4) we dont employ people with health issues/disabilities

They will be flooded with complaints
Old 31 January 2006, 11:00 PM
  #14  
little-ginge
Scooby Regular
 
little-ginge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by SCOsazOBY
Yep stress that your family/friends cant contact you because your line is constantly ringing and see what you can achieve from it ££££££

and when people ring have a bit of fun by saying
1) sorry we are only recruiting females for the position
2) sorry you exceed our upper age limit
3) sorry we are only employing Black Africans to boost our ethnicity percentage
4) we dont employ people with health issues/disabilities

They will be flooded with complaints
Old 31 January 2006, 11:06 PM
  #15  
Simon C
Scooby Regular
 
Simon C's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: At the diesel pump...
Posts: 8,677
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Or going against their current advertising......




Sorry, you can speak fluent english, you have just failed
Old 01 February 2006, 08:20 AM
  #16  
2000 sport
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
2000 sport's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: on the B Roads..
Posts: 1,957
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

a few good suggestions there !!
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Jamo
Non Scooby Related
22
29 September 2008 09:15 PM
drive
Wales
6
10 March 2008 02:55 AM
drive
ScoobyNet General
2
09 March 2008 02:05 PM
pslewis
Non Scooby Related
18
06 March 2008 03:06 PM
Spec'c'57
Non Scooby Related
29
28 June 2006 05:39 PM



Quick Reply: Natwest



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:52 PM.