This made me cry! one of the funniest things I have ever read!
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27 January 2006, 02:00 PM
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"Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way."
27 January 2006, 02:01 PM
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PMSL... cracking.
Skyline. its only written contents on the site, technically your not looking at anything but the words might be enough to get you into trouble..... If unsure Id avoid. Well worth reading later though.
Skyline. its only written contents on the site, technically your not looking at anything but the words might be enough to get you into trouble..... If unsure Id avoid. Well worth reading later though.
27 January 2006, 02:02 PM
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MANY moons ago whilst the outernet was a novelty, Wifey and I did a cybersex thing in a US-based chat room (FOR A LARF I MUST STRESS!!! 
)
Anyhoo, got chatting with this other person. We were p1ssing ourselves with how serious these people take it.
It got to the point where the text went as follows:-
Other Person :- ooh baby, I like that.
(Us) :- Good. what do you wanna do next?
Other Person :- I really wanna buttfcuk your a$$
(Us) :- Isn't that a little unfair on the donkey????
Other Person:- huh??
I can't lay claim to that quick-witted reply - Wifey's moment of inspired genius!!!
Yanks huh?
Made us laugh anyways
Dan
)Anyhoo, got chatting with this other person. We were p1ssing ourselves with how serious these people take it.
It got to the point where the text went as follows:-
Other Person :- ooh baby, I like that.
(Us) :- Good. what do you wanna do next?
Other Person :- I really wanna buttfcuk your a$$
(Us) :- Isn't that a little unfair on the donkey????
Other Person:- huh??
I can't lay claim to that quick-witted reply - Wifey's moment of inspired genius!!!
Yanks huh?
Made us laugh anyways
Dan
27 January 2006, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
You lot need to get out more 
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Does it get better after the first 4 - when I fell asleep !
.Does it get better after the first 4 - when I fell asleep !
Sorry, forgot the include in the title - Only people with a sense of humour will 'get it'
27 January 2006, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
MANY moons ago whilst the outernet was a novelty, Wifey and I did a cybersex thing in a US-based chat room (FOR A LARF I MUST STRESS!!! )
Anyhoo, got chatting with this other person. We were p1ssing ourselves with how serious these people take it.
It got to the point where the text went as follows:-
Other Person :- ooh baby, I like that.
(Us) :- Good. what do you wanna do next?
Other Person :- I really wanna buttfcuk your a$$
(Us) :- Isn't that a little unfair on the donkey????
Other Person:- huh??
I can't lay claim to that quick-witted reply - Wifey's moment of inspired genius!!!
Yanks huh?
Made us laugh anyways
Dan
)Anyhoo, got chatting with this other person. We were p1ssing ourselves with how serious these people take it.
It got to the point where the text went as follows:-
Other Person :- ooh baby, I like that.
(Us) :- Good. what do you wanna do next?
Other Person :- I really wanna buttfcuk your a$$
(Us) :- Isn't that a little unfair on the donkey????
Other Person:- huh??
I can't lay claim to that quick-witted reply - Wifey's moment of inspired genius!!!
Yanks huh?
Made us laugh anyways
Dan
PMSL!!!
You gits!!!!
They do take stuff so seriously though!
27 January 2006, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
PMSL... cracking.
Skyline. its only written contents on the site, technically your not looking at anything but the words might be enough to get you into trouble..... If unsure Id avoid. Well worth reading later though.
Skyline. its only written contents on the site, technically your not looking at anything but the words might be enough to get you into trouble..... If unsure Id avoid. Well worth reading later though.
Cheers Dave
It has done the rounds but always fun to see again!
27 January 2006, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
Or only people without a wife/girlfriend 
Thats a very broad statement pal.
Are you saying we are all singletons? Of course marriage does destroy your sense of humour. Hence why I just have a girlfriend.
Is this going to turn into a pissing contest? If so, I also have a moderately large *****
27 January 2006, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Luke C
Of course marriage does destroy your sense of humour. Hence why I just have a girlfriend.
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27 January 2006, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Luke C
Thats a very broad statement pal.
Are you saying we are all singletons? Of course marriage does destroy your sense of humour. Hence why I just have a girlfriend.
Is this going to turn into a pissing contest? If so, I also have a moderately large *****
Are you saying we are all singletons? Of course marriage does destroy your sense of humour. Hence why I just have a girlfriend.
Is this going to turn into a pissing contest? If so, I also have a moderately large *****
.I'm glad you're a big dick
I asked if it got any better after the first 4 - as they were ****e - By the looks of it they maybe did. I'm too old to trawl through pages of **** to get to the good stuff - one of the reasons Scoobynet is loosing it's appeal
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27 January 2006, 04:32 PM
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good stuff - just what we need on a fri afternoon - sets the tone for the weekend....
reminds me of the "eat sheet" ebayer selling karts and responding to nigerian scammers!
reminds me of the "eat sheet" ebayer selling karts and responding to nigerian scammers!
