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Old 26 January 2006, 10:58 PM
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Thumbs up the new tests for womens bits...

just been reading about the new test thats out that can tell you if you are nearing the menopause or not.
it costs £180 and you take it to your gp and they give you a blood test, the results take 4 weeks.

i'm not sure if i would want to find out that i was about to lose my ability to have a baby even if i didnt want one. imagine finding out that your clock is going to stop ticking not sure if i could deal with that

what do other women here think of the test, would you want to know?

the upside is that you could find out that you have loads of healthy eggs left
Old 26 January 2006, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
just been reading about the new test thats out that can tell you if you are nearing the menopause or not.
it costs £180 and you take it to your gp and they give you a blood test, the results take 4 weeks.

i'm not sure if i would want to find out that i was about to lose my ability to have a baby even if i didnt want one. imagine finding out that your clock is going to stop ticking not sure if i could deal with that

what do other women here think of the test, would you want to know?

the upside is that you could find out that you have loads of healthy eggs left
Don't they recommend having it every 2 or 3 years so that if you are a 'career girl' it can help you plan your life...?
Old 26 January 2006, 11:02 PM
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Squares, surely you have enuff already...!!


Or are we to be judged on output..
Old 26 January 2006, 11:02 PM
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Can it tell if your eggs are Ginger?
Old 26 January 2006, 11:04 PM
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Can it tell if your eggs are Ginger?


why, are you worried about something
Old 26 January 2006, 11:05 PM
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i would have the test but only if i could only get a good result
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laughing doesnt answer the question Manda
Old 26 January 2006, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Manda_po
Can it tell if your eggs are Ginger?
Luck of the draw, Manda
Old 26 January 2006, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Luck of the draw, Manda
bit like 'pinning the tail on the donkey'
Old 26 January 2006, 11:11 PM
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My first was ginger..
Old 26 January 2006, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
bit like 'pinning the tail on the donkey'
yeah, you need a ***** for both!!
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Old 26 January 2006, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
My first was ginger..
Were you drunk?
Old 26 January 2006, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by *Jamie*
You're looking awfully suspicious,*J*..
Old 26 January 2006, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Were you drunk?
i doubt it , i was 11 ...
Old 26 January 2006, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
My first was ginger..
your first pubic hair was ginger?
Old 26 January 2006, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
My first blow up doll was ginger..
Old 26 January 2006, 11:18 PM
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he will be spitting feathers soon
Old 26 January 2006, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
he will be spitting feathers soon
why, was she duck-down filled??
Old 26 January 2006, 11:19 PM
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lol...
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Is it safe to go back to the hutch soon i aint been in since monday

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Old 26 January 2006, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
why, was she duck-down filled??
your quackers
Old 26 January 2006, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by *Jamie*
Is it safe to go back to the hutch soon i aint been in since monday
Get in the hutch... bladdy stragglers
Old 26 January 2006, 11:21 PM
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ok, moff now anyway, got puppy patrol
Old 26 January 2006, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
ok, moff now anyway, got puppy patrol
Watch that poooh!!
Old 26 January 2006, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Watch that poooh!!
Why, is it interesting
Old 26 January 2006, 11:28 PM
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Bitty...
Old 26 January 2006, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Bitty...


Old 26 January 2006, 11:32 PM
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