A new form of school bullying -- the "seagull"
25 January 2006, 07:31 PM
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A new form of school bullying -- the "seagull"
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"My lovely other half is a deputy head teacher and told me of the new 'craze' sweeping the schools.
"Last week a kid came in to his office visibly upset. The kid said he had been "Seagulled". After 30 minutes of gentle persuasion the kid finally revealed what this meant.
"Seagulling" is where some of the older boys of the school nip in to the bogs for a quick sherman, jizz in their palms and then find an unsuspecting youngster and slap them on the face with the recently embellished hand whilst yelling "SEAGULL!"
25 January 2006, 07:35 PM
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What a bunch of *******!!
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25 January 2006, 07:51 PM
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'kin disgusting
25 January 2006, 07:52 PM
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*** ear, you.
25 January 2006, 08:14 PM
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surely they *could* be placed on list/register 99 for that? after all its not just an 'attack' its a 'sexual' one , too?
25 January 2006, 08:16 PM
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Yuk, that would be grounds for a battering of medevil proportions.
25 January 2006, 08:27 PM
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its a bit extreme
25 January 2006, 08:47 PM
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And how did you get your user name then Micky?
25 January 2006, 08:50 PM
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i am not a gull-monger
25 January 2006, 09:02 PM
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He's a different kind of monger entirely.
25 January 2006, 09:07 PM
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Yuk, that would be grounds for a battering of medevil proportions.
'ere Jack, you're late!
25 January 2006, 09:32 PM
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Blimey i couldnt help but laugh when i first read this thread, but then thought **** thats an awful thing to happen to anyone, glad im not at school anymore!!!
25 January 2006, 10:06 PM
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He's a different kind of monger entirely.
not fish either
25 January 2006, 10:16 PM
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Surely that'd be immediate ejaculation from school?
25 January 2006, 10:23 PM
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Yes, you could get in a load of trouble.
25 January 2006, 11:49 PM
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The only way you can tell what it is for sure is to taste it.
Ready salted or plain
26 January 2006, 12:01 AM
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That is why my son will be boxing by the time he goes to school.
That is Filth.
26 January 2006, 06:47 AM
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Take the " sample " and then DNA test every kid for a match , post poster's around the school etc to show what dirty little b@stard's they are , fecking scum bag's
26 January 2006, 09:12 AM
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Er, do you know how much DNA tests cost?
26 January 2006, 10:50 AM
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Hit them between the eyes with a pickaxe helve!
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26 January 2006, 10:55 AM
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It makes you wonder how and who comes up with these new fangled crazes.
26 January 2006, 12:00 PM
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Some tosser, I assume
26 January 2006, 12:16 PM
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What about the boys who havent reached that stage of puberty yet? They are gonna feel left out
26 January 2006, 12:49 PM
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It will be in the Sun soon then every school will have more w@nkers :|
26 January 2006, 12:51 PM
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It's nothing new though. It happened in Dickie Davies's day.
26 January 2006, 12:54 PM
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Kick the guy back in th nuts......he won't be having a 5 fingered shuffle for a while then....
26 January 2006, 01:53 PM
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Hope they don't invent a craze with anything to do with "Cow Pats"
26 January 2006, 02:35 PM
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*** ear, you.
26 January 2006, 02:53 PM
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Under the new sexual offences act thats pretty much a sure fire way of a kid getting on the sex offenders register. It'll stop soon enough!
26 January 2006, 03:13 PM
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The "Biscuit Game" has evolved into this.....
Personally, I'd go round to the kids' parents and recommend in the strongest possible terms that the Father of the little ****'s deal with them very, very harshly indeed.
I'd also make sure my son knew where to find each of these bullys / perverts alone.