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Old 25 January 2006, 07:31 PM
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Exclamation A new form of school bullying -- the "seagull"

From popbitch:

"My lovely other half is a deputy head teacher and told me of the new 'craze' sweeping the schools.

"Last week a kid came in to his office visibly upset. The kid said he had been "Seagulled". After 30 minutes of gentle persuasion the kid finally revealed what this meant.

"Seagulling" is where some of the older boys of the school nip in to the bogs for a quick sherman, jizz in their palms and then find an unsuspecting youngster and slap them on the face with the recently embellished hand whilst yelling "SEAGULL!"
Old 25 January 2006, 07:35 PM
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What a bunch of *******!!

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Old 25 January 2006, 07:51 PM
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'kin disgusting
Old 25 January 2006, 07:52 PM
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*** ear, you.
Old 25 January 2006, 08:14 PM
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surely they *could* be placed on list/register 99 for that? after all its not just an 'attack' its a 'sexual' one , too?
Old 25 January 2006, 08:16 PM
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Yuk, that would be grounds for a battering of medevil proportions.
Old 25 January 2006, 08:27 PM
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its a bit extreme
Old 25 January 2006, 08:47 PM
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And how did you get your user name then Micky?
Old 25 January 2006, 08:50 PM
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i am not a gull-monger
Old 25 January 2006, 09:02 PM
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He's a different kind of monger entirely.
Old 25 January 2006, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Yuk, that would be grounds for a battering of medevil proportions.

'ere Jack, you're late!
Old 25 January 2006, 09:32 PM
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Blimey i couldnt help but laugh when i first read this thread, but then thought **** thats an awful thing to happen to anyone, glad im not at school anymore!!!
Old 25 January 2006, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
He's a different kind of monger entirely.
not fish either
Old 25 January 2006, 10:16 PM
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Surely that'd be immediate ejaculation from school?
Old 25 January 2006, 10:23 PM
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Yes, you could get in a load of trouble.
Old 25 January 2006, 11:49 PM
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The only way you can tell what it is for sure is to taste it.


Ready salted or plain

Old 26 January 2006, 12:01 AM
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That is why my son will be boxing by the time he goes to school.


That is Filth.
Old 26 January 2006, 06:47 AM
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Take the " sample " and then DNA test every kid for a match , post poster's around the school etc to show what dirty little b@stard's they are , fecking scum bag's
Old 26 January 2006, 09:12 AM
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Er, do you know how much DNA tests cost?
Old 26 January 2006, 10:50 AM
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Hit them between the eyes with a pickaxe helve!

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Old 26 January 2006, 10:55 AM
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It makes you wonder how and who comes up with these new fangled crazes.
Old 26 January 2006, 12:00 PM
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Some tosser, I assume
Old 26 January 2006, 12:16 PM
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What about the boys who havent reached that stage of puberty yet? They are gonna feel left out
Old 26 January 2006, 12:49 PM
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It will be in the Sun soon then every school will have more w@nkers :|
Old 26 January 2006, 12:51 PM
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It's nothing new though. It happened in Dickie Davies's day.
Old 26 January 2006, 12:54 PM
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Kick the guy back in th nuts......he won't be having a 5 fingered shuffle for a while then....
Old 26 January 2006, 01:53 PM
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Hope they don't invent a craze with anything to do with "Cow Pats"
Old 26 January 2006, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
*** ear, you.
Old 26 January 2006, 02:53 PM
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Under the new sexual offences act thats pretty much a sure fire way of a kid getting on the sex offenders register. It'll stop soon enough!
Old 26 January 2006, 03:13 PM
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The "Biscuit Game" has evolved into this.....

Personally, I'd go round to the kids' parents and recommend in the strongest possible terms that the Father of the little ****'s deal with them very, very harshly indeed.

I'd also make sure my son knew where to find each of these bullys / perverts alone.


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