Funny wedding one liners needed!
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Hi all,
i'm getting married in june and we have decided to have fortune cookies as the little table gift/tat, we can choose 5 little one line anecdotes to put inside so i fancied things along the lines of........
Any married man should forget his mistakes, no use in two people remembering
the same thing.
any help appreciated
Ray
ps if your interested
http://www.weddingfortunecookies.co.uk
i'm getting married in june and we have decided to have fortune cookies as the little table gift/tat, we can choose 5 little one line anecdotes to put inside so i fancied things along the lines of........
Any married man should forget his mistakes, no use in two people remembering
the same thing.
any help appreciated
Ray
ps if your interested
http://www.weddingfortunecookies.co.uk
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My best man came up with: "I never thought Andy would find a woman that could compare to his love of cars, but then I met Dawn and noticed her huge headlamps and her big bumpers!"
Or one I came out with in my grooms speech: Whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Or one I came out with in my grooms speech: Whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge
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To the bride's parents: "Bet after 28 years you didnt think you'd still be putting her to bed with a dummy, eh?"
Scientists have just discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex-drive by 90%…… it’s called wedding cake
Scientists have just discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex-drive by 90%…… it’s called wedding cake
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he doesn't really love you
help i'm stuck in a forune cookie factory.
i hope you're not getting married
hes had your sister too
check his secret emails, you'll then know his secrets.
help i'm stuck in a forune cookie factory.
i hope you're not getting married
hes had your sister too
check his secret emails, you'll then know his secrets.
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aisle alter hymn. scary!
Also one piece of advise ; get married as early in the morning as possible,then if it dosen't work out you haven't wasted the whole day.
aisle alter hymn. scary!
Also one piece of advise ; get married as early in the morning as possible,then if it dosen't work out you haven't wasted the whole day.