Sexy hangovers.
02 January 2006, 03:22 PM
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Sexy hangovers.
Why are men randy with a hangover?
As a male who likes a good old fashioned drinking binge, I've been aware of this phenomenon for some time. The sheer volume of alcohol and number of randy hangovers I've had over Christmas brought the issue to the fore and led led me to mention the condition to my fellow bingees on New Years Eve.
The vast majority of men when asked answered along the lines of:
"Oh my god, you get that too? What the f*ck's that all about?"
Most women didn't know what I was rambling about but of those that didn't find my line of questioning menacing a few did comment that their other halves did behave and smell
like a randy dog following a night on the p1ss.
So why do I, and most other men by the sounds of it, wake up de-hydrated with a stinking headache, breath that could burn wood and a masive, throbbing . . . . . . . requirement?
As a male who likes a good old fashioned drinking binge, I've been aware of this phenomenon for some time. The sheer volume of alcohol and number of randy hangovers I've had over Christmas brought the issue to the fore and led led me to mention the condition to my fellow bingees on New Years Eve.
The vast majority of men when asked answered along the lines of:
"Oh my god, you get that too? What the f*ck's that all about?"
Most women didn't know what I was rambling about but of those that didn't find my line of questioning menacing a few did comment that their other halves did behave and smell
like a randy dog following a night on the p1ss.So why do I, and most other men by the sounds of it, wake up de-hydrated with a stinking headache, breath that could burn wood and a masive, throbbing . . . . . . . requirement?
02 January 2006, 03:30 PM
#3
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by hectic
dont QUESTION IT , FFS .... just ENJOY IT!!!!
It's just not as much fun.
02 January 2006, 03:33 PM
#4
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: *R.I.P Heccers.. its been a blast!
Posts: 19,965
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by 7 Foot
As this Christmas has been the first in about 7 years that I've been single, my enjoyment has for the most part been very . . . . . errr . . . . . personal.
It's just not as much fun.
It's just not as much fun.
Trending Topics
02 January 2006, 03:43 PM
#8
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Bloody hell, there's no way I'm going to going to deny the pleasures of making the bald man sick but I just don't understand the science.
My only theory is that your old chap decides that the wreck of a body he's attached to is just about to gasp its last boozy breath and, in a fit of mad panic, he bungs huge ammounts of sexy stuff into the hammered grey matter (brain) in a final bid to reproduce.
My only theory is that your old chap decides that the wreck of a body he's attached to is just about to gasp its last boozy breath and, in a fit of mad panic, he bungs huge ammounts of sexy stuff into the hammered grey matter (brain) in a final bid to reproduce.
02 January 2006, 04:02 PM
#15
Scooby Regular
Originally Posted by sarasquares
'mind of its own'...thats why men have their brain cell in their pants
02 January 2006, 04:03 PM
#17
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: *R.I.P Heccers.. its been a blast!
Posts: 19,965
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by sarasquares
'mind of its own'...thats why men have their brain cell in their pants
02 January 2006, 04:14 PM
#23
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Bedfordshire
Posts: 1,219
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
its because we all think were the ulimate ****, and we think the girl we begged and persuaded to go home with us when were pissed-up the night before is still as pissed as we are in the morning and gagging for another round of the ultimate, earth shattering jiggy-jiggy...
until she rolls over and sees us...!!!
edited to add...or unless we see her first...!!!
until she rolls over and sees us...!!!
edited to add...or unless we see her first...!!!
02 January 2006, 04:25 PM
#28
Scooby Regular
Originally Posted by *Jamie*
Sexy hangovers i think!
, coz I don't think there's anything remotely sexy about hangovers
