I'm having a cup of tea, do you want one?
02 January 2006, 12:13 AM
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I'm having a cup of tea, do you want one?
At this time of year - it is your duty to play the Withnail And I drinking game.
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02 January 2006, 12:32 AM
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The Pub
[Withnail moves somewhat precariously to the bar. The pub is a simple
affair with a few men sat round at tables drinking.]
Withnail:
Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider.
[Withnail moves somewhat precariously to the bar. The pub is a simple
affair with a few men sat round at tables drinking.]
Withnail:
Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider.
02 January 2006, 12:33 AM
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Withnail:
Shall I get you a drink Monte?
Monty:
Yes. Yes please dear boy. You can prepare me a small rhesus negative
Bloody Mary. And you must tell me all the news. I haven't seen you
since you finished your last film.
Shall I get you a drink Monte?
Monty:
Yes. Yes please dear boy. You can prepare me a small rhesus negative
Bloody Mary. And you must tell me all the news. I haven't seen you
since you finished your last film.
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02 January 2006, 12:38 AM
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Withnail:
Where's the whisky?
I:
What for?
Withnail:
I've got a ******* behind the eyes. I can't take aspirins without
a drink. Where's the aspirin?
I:
Probably in the bathroom.
Withnail:
You mean we've come out here in the middle of ****ing nowhere
without aspirins?
I:
Where are we?
Withnail:
How should i know where we are. I feel like a pig shat in my
head.
I:
Now get hold of that map and look for a place called Crow Crag.
Where's the whisky?
I:
What for?
Withnail:
I've got a ******* behind the eyes. I can't take aspirins without
a drink. Where's the aspirin?
I:
Probably in the bathroom.
Withnail:
You mean we've come out here in the middle of ****ing nowhere
without aspirins?
I:
Where are we?
Withnail:
How should i know where we are. I feel like a pig shat in my
head.
I:
Now get hold of that map and look for a place called Crow Crag.
02 January 2006, 01:00 AM
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The Crow and Crown
[Withnail and I are stood at the bar.]
Withnail:
We'll have another pair of large scotches.
[Raymond, the publican, gets the drink and takes the money for them. In
opening the till he just avoids falling over. Withnail and I suppress
laughter.]
[Withnail and I are stood at the bar.]
Withnail:
We'll have another pair of large scotches.
[Raymond, the publican, gets the drink and takes the money for them. In
opening the till he just avoids falling over. Withnail and I suppress
laughter.]
02 January 2006, 01:15 AM
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Withnail:
Sorry. Sherry's in there. [Monty exits to the kitchen armed with
the sherry.]
I:
What do you mean sorry!? What's he doing here? We can't stay he
won't leave me alone.
Withnail:
Alright, we'll get the dinner down then we'll leave. [In the
kitchen Monty pulls the cork from the sherry and emerges with
three different glasses.]
Monty:
I'm afraid we must drink from these. I hope their shapes will not
offend your palates.
Withnail:
Chin chin.
Monty:
To a delightful weekend in the country.
Sorry. Sherry's in there. [Monty exits to the kitchen armed with
the sherry.]
I:
What do you mean sorry!? What's he doing here? We can't stay he
won't leave me alone.
Withnail:
Alright, we'll get the dinner down then we'll leave. [In the
kitchen Monty pulls the cork from the sherry and emerges with
three different glasses.]
Monty:
I'm afraid we must drink from these. I hope their shapes will not
offend your palates.
Withnail:
Chin chin.
Monty:
To a delightful weekend in the country.
02 January 2006, 01:18 AM
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Withnail:
Cake and fine wine. Miss B: If you don't leave we'll call the
police.
Withnail:
*****. We want the finest wines availible to humanity. We want
them here and we want them now.
Cake and fine wine. Miss B: If you don't leave we'll call the
police.
Withnail:
*****. We want the finest wines availible to humanity. We want
them here and we want them now.
02 January 2006, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by shug
Withnail:
Sorry. Sherry's in there. [Monty exits to the kitchen armed with
the sherry.]
I:
What do you mean sorry!? What's he doing here? We can't stay he
won't leave me alone.
Withnail:
Alright, we'll get the dinner down then we'll leave. [In the
kitchen Monty pulls the cork from the sherry and emerges with
three different glasses.]
Monty:
I'm afraid we must drink from these. I hope their shapes will not
offend your palates.
Withnail:
Chin chin.
Monty:
To a delightful weekend in the country.
Sorry. Sherry's in there. [Monty exits to the kitchen armed with
the sherry.]
I:
What do you mean sorry!? What's he doing here? We can't stay he
won't leave me alone.
Withnail:
Alright, we'll get the dinner down then we'll leave. [In the
kitchen Monty pulls the cork from the sherry and emerges with
three different glasses.]
Monty:
I'm afraid we must drink from these. I hope their shapes will not
offend your palates.
Withnail:
Chin chin.
Monty:
To a delightful weekend in the country.
02 January 2006, 01:24 AM
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Monty:
You lead him astray. Oh don't pretend you don't understand, I
know what you're up to. [Withnail stands up and offers Monte a
glass]
Withnail:
Sherry?
Monty:
Sherry!? Oh no, no, no, no. I'll fall straight into his trap.
He's so mauve we don't know what he'll do next. [I walks out in
distgust as Monte sips the sherry.]
PS I'm past carin with the coments from you lot - I'm well pissed - If I don't collapse soon - this may be my last post on the matter -
And i thought that you all would be into the Christmas drinking culture
You lead him astray. Oh don't pretend you don't understand, I
know what you're up to. [Withnail stands up and offers Monte a
glass]
Withnail:
Sherry?
Monty:
Sherry!? Oh no, no, no, no. I'll fall straight into his trap.
He's so mauve we don't know what he'll do next. [I walks out in
distgust as Monte sips the sherry.]
PS I'm past carin with the coments from you lot - I'm well pissed - If I don't collapse soon - this may be my last post on the matter -
And i thought that you all would be into the Christmas drinking culture
02 January 2006, 01:50 AM
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Withnail:
But I've got us a bottle open. Confiscated it from Monte's
supplies. 53 Margaux. Best of the century
I:
I can't Withnail, I'll miss the train.
Withnail:
There's always time for a drink.
But I've got us a bottle open. Confiscated it from Monte's
supplies. 53 Margaux. Best of the century
I:
I can't Withnail, I'll miss the train.
Withnail:
There's always time for a drink.
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