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Old 22 November 2005, 04:07 PM
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(Thought a little light releif might be neded in here this afternoon)

We're all off to Windsor to eat and drink too much later and there's an above average chance I'll be sat within abusing distance of our HR Director (a known ****). Any suggestions on topics of conversation or activities I could indulge in...?
Old 22 November 2005, 04:10 PM
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Beyond shouting across: "Oi! Mate; you're a **** and no one likes you!" ?
Old 22 November 2005, 04:12 PM
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Loosen the lid on the salt cellar?
Old 22 November 2005, 04:13 PM
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Halitosis? His, not your own hopefully.
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Would have been better planning for Thursday assuming they are footing the bar tab.
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Cover his car with breadcrumbs just before you sit down for your meal.
Old 22 November 2005, 04:17 PM
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I could start on the "You couldn't sack me for anything I thought could you...?"





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Old 22 November 2005, 04:18 PM
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Last one: (if you have time!!)

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Originally Posted by OllyK
Would have been better planning for Thursday assuming they are footing the bar tab.
You're under the assumption that any of us are planning to do some work tomorrow......

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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
I could start on the "You couldn't sack me for anything I thought could you...?"





"....no? Then I think that you are a ****!" ?
Old 22 November 2005, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
You're under the assumption that any of us are planning to do some work tomorrow......

No, I'm assuming that the drink licensing laws will still be changing on Thursday and you'd have been able to get more free ale down your gullet if you had planned it for then.
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There are still places that serve till the wee small hours, if you know where to look....... For starters there's a contingent booked into a local hotel with a bar. You're not dealing with rank amateurs here you know!
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[QUOTE=SJ_Skyline]Last one: (if you have time!!)

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2004/OfficeRevenge1.jpg[/QUOTE]

This would suit surely, no bloke could possibly wrap things that neatly. Anyone who has recieved a present from me in the past will know
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Have a great leaving do, and ask him to explain how it feels, to be thought of as a ****
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You know what the scary part is? I'm pretty sure he already knows and I really don't think he cares. As he said once "I didn't get into HR because I like people".




Just off to fire up the cement mixer and start doing the make up!
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The HR woman at my hubby's works, is a waste of space Think they need to have no personality to do the job
Have a great time, again
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