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> > 1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
> >batteries are flat?
> >
> > 2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
> >there is not enough?
> >
> > 3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
> >stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
> >
> > 4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
> >
> > 5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
> >
> > 6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> >
> > 7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
> >throw a gun at him?
> >
> > 8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> >
> > 9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
> >
> > 10 What is the speed of darkness?
> >
> > 11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people
> >at The Special Olympics?
> >
> > 12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
> >
> > 13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be
> > twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
> >
> > 14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
> >
> > 15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
> >doing here?
> >
> > 16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only
> >seem longer?
> >
> > 17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide,
> > is it a hostage situation?
> >
> > 18 Can you cry under water?
> >
> > 19 What level of importance must a person have , before they are
> >considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
> >
> > 20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
> >
> > 21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> >
> > 22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
> >would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
> >
> > 23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
> > wake up, like, every two hours?
> >
> > 24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
> >
> > 25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> > binoculars to look at things on the ground?

CrisPDuk

You missed one

Why do people keep posting funny stuff without checking ajm's SIAL thread first

V1CK1

I like no. 16.

All hilarious tho!

JTaylor

I must be blind, 'cos I can't see it. Seriously though, I've probably just missed it in the thread

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=381000

P.S. Rather amusing I thought.

Scooby-Mark

Very good

R1916v

Why do dogs stick their head out of the window when you drive along yet hate it if you blow in their face?

Brendan Hughes

Coz your breath stinks. HTH

simo

^^^^^^^

Floyd

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unclebuck

And another one...

Why is Peter Kay considered 'funny'?

Dream Weaver

As opposed to what?

OllyK

Is he?? News to me, well you live and learn. I thought he was just a fat northerner that sweated a lot.

Dream Weaver

I find him hilarious, then on the other hand I cant stand Little Britain, the crappest comedy TV ever.

OllyK

I can't stand that either. I've come to the conclusion that each year I am becoming more and more of a cantankerous old bar$tard. Gimme another couple of years and I'll be like one of Harry Enfield's "Old Gits".

R1916v

I didn't say when I blow in their face, I said you :P

joeggbert

Not a peter kay one but i thought this joke was class. A tourist got talking to a local italian and enquired what are you known for? The italian replies well you see that bridge, i built it with my own hands but do they call me guiseppe the bridge builder? No you see that house over there, i built it with my own hands but do they call me guiseppe the house builder? No you see that boat over there, i built that with my own hands do they call me guiseppe the bridge builder? No................................................ .....
















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