Reality

April Fool

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/4284522.stm

We have now officially lost the plot

OllyK

and www.b3ta.com have already taken the pi$$

paulr

Yes its daft,but hey,life go's on...................

Scoobychick

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PMSL That strangely makes more sense than the original BBC article

Leslie

They must have think tank quango's, paid for by us of course, employed to do nothing but think up new PC restrictions!

Les

sociopath

wish they'd ban the opposite. Mothers assuming you want to see their ugly little foetus!

We have had a load of breeding bints at work they keep bringing their offspring in and shoving it our faces. Yes its a baby, it has its mother's big nose and its father's chimplike eyebrow ridge, well done.... now sod off and let me get some work done!

ALi-B

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The best one is "my what a good pair of lungs he/she has" as the baby, sat there in the cot...not happy at all the ugly people waking it up, poking it and staring at it, thus causing it to scream louder than a F15 tornado on take off.

Next PC reg will be baby noise emission regulations....watch this space

OllyK

I can think of other emissions that may need controlling as a higher priority

ALi-B

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LOL, TBH anything that comes out of a baby is not good or wanted at all, be it mouth, nose or t'other end

Should just ban them altogether...its the only way

BOB.T

F15 Eagle actually, the Tornado is either F3 or GR4

Yes my annorak is firmly on

ALi-B

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Doh!...I knew that didn't ring true when I typed it...That teach me to google before using similes in my anecdotes again

GaryK

Agree, nothing sadder than someone parading their new born around their old place of work and Im a parent what the **** makes them think that anyone else is remotely interested is beyond me, kinda like those baby on board stickers in cars, what and I am supposed to care? its *your* problem *you* deal with it, I never put one up in my car when I was carrying a baby its my responsibility end of no-one else's.

Gary

Abdabz

I agree - think of the lost man hours.... Its costing the nation billions and we all pretend to care about these little pukeypoo machines

Leslie

The Tornado is just as noisy anyway!

Les