"Cooing" babies against their Human Rights
 

April Fool :confused:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/4284522.stm

We have now officially lost the plot :(

and www.b3ta.com have already taken the pi$$
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwAAA.../BBCcooing.JPG

Yes its daft,but hey,life go's on...................

PMSL :D That strangely makes more sense than the original BBC article :eek:

They must have think tank quango's, paid for by us of course, employed to do nothing but think up new PC restrictions!

Les :(

wish they'd ban the opposite. Mothers assuming you want to see their ugly little foetus!

We have had a load of breeding bints at work they keep bringing their offspring in and shoving it our faces. Yes its a baby, it has its mother's big nose and its father's chimplike eyebrow ridge, well done.... now sod off and let me get some work done!

The best one is "my what a good pair of lungs he/she has" as the baby, sat there in the cot...not happy at all the ugly people waking it up, poking it and staring at it, thus causing it to scream louder than a F15 tornado on take off. :mad:

Next PC reg will be baby noise emission regulations....watch this space :D

I can think of other emissions that may need controlling as a higher priority
http://www.keeling-net.co.uk/smilies...ilies/puke.gif http://www.keeling-net.co.uk/smilies...ilies/shtf.gif

LOL, TBH anything that comes out of a baby is not good or wanted at all, be it mouth, nose or t'other end ;)

Should just ban them altogether...its the only way :D

F15 Eagle actually, the Tornado is either F3 or GR4 ;)

Yes my annorak is firmly on :)

Doh!...I knew that didn't ring true when I typed it...That teach me to google before using similes in my anecdotes again ;)

Agree, nothing sadder than someone parading their new born around their old place of work and Im a parent what the feck makes them think that anyone else is remotely interested is beyond me, kinda like those baby on board stickers in cars, what and I am supposed to care? its *your* problem *you* deal with it, I never put one up in my car when I was carrying a baby its my responsibility end of no-one else's.

Gary

I agree - think of the lost man hours.... Its costing the nation billions and we all pretend to care about these little pukeypoo machines :mad:

The Tornado is just as noisy anyway!

Les :(