Northumbria Police Top 10 Speeding Excuse's
26 July 2005, 08:03 AM
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Northumbria Police Top 10 Speeding Excuse's
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1) I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.
2) I was in the airport's flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.
3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.
4) There was a strong wind behind my car, which pushed me over the limit.
5) My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital.
6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.
7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.
8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.
9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.
10) The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.
Phil.
1) I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.
2) I was in the airport's flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.
3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.
4) There was a strong wind behind my car, which pushed me over the limit.
5) My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital.
6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.
7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.
8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.
9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.
10) The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.
Phil.
26 July 2005, 08:21 AM
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26 July 2005, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by girl-in-a-scoob
And Humberside have one of these:-
http://www.iol.ie/~donohoer/0Subaru_...ide_Police.htm
claire
http://www.iol.ie/~donohoer/0Subaru_...ide_Police.htm
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11) Aliens tried to abduct me so I was trying to get to the nearest police station as quickly as possible to escape the aliens and report it to the authorities.
26 July 2005, 10:55 AM
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12)I'm late picking my girlfriend up from work and she's going to do me more harm than you guys ever can 
Tried that one myself.
Result: 3 points, £45 fine, b*ll*cking for being late
Tried that one myself.
Result: 3 points, £45 fine, b*ll*cking for being late
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