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Just cooked a nice barbecue, served it, started eating it, the telly gets switched to 'How clean is your house', we are treated to some family of manky plebs sh1tty toilet which finds my limit, I am eating but she is not bothered, wouldnt turn over so I nip out for a minute, not sqeamish normally but a **** encrusted bog is just a bit much (and the family in question were a bit off putting as well), comes back when the coast is clear, I sit down and continue to eat and having had a couple of cans of Beer I happen to burp, involuntarily and not even loud.

She goes mental, I am a disgusting pig !


WTF WOMEN, SORT YOUR HEADS OUT !!!!

Turbohot

so, what you are saying is you are so GOOD and she is so NASTY!

Turbohot

or you are Homer and she is marj!

C 8HEP

over the honeymoon period then mate!!! its in there nature to moan like ours is to fart......by the way, just cause we dont hide it doesnt mean we think u women dont do it when our backs are turned!

Apparition

Speak for your own woman Jacko.......I can burp for England if required. And whatever the other half does , well , we've seen it, heard it all before, I just let him get on with it. Is she below the 45 age group ? Aha, that explains a lot then. You wait. After a certain age, we all just chill out and become very, very laid back.
Yve

Julz1983

LMAO I know exactly what you mean Jacko and I'm going to agree with you even though I'm female and watch that programme while eating and it puts my hubby off, he says I'm weird for watching stuff like that but then complaining when he leaves the slightest thing lying around or a couple of plates left for 5 minutes, I must admit though, I couldn't even stomach lastnight's How Clean Is Your House, and yeah the family.......well words don't come close

eClaire

Hey, it was her that sad it not me!!

My husband and I very regularly try to 'top' each others burps and farts, which usually ends up in us in fits of laughter. (he finds it highly amusing I am a serious contender now!) Were not all priggish

Turbohot

I must say I have never been a great fan of loud snoring and stinky socks
and I cant return these favours even if I try!

Nicci

natural bodily function, so really these things should be allowed to escape our bodies.

But at the same time, I don't like it, men just be a little more discreet.

And being weird is better than being a pig...lol

Apparition

As me old grandad used to say.....!Where 'ere you be, let the wind blow free "!
Yve

pete1977

or "its better out than in"

Abdabz

I delibrately make my burps as loud as possible (I'm 31) and at BBQ's etc the guys often have burping competitions.
A favourite game is "Burp Tennis" - which (using imaganiary raquets) we serve and ralley a number of splendid burps until laughing or lack of gas ends a rally and provides a victor...
My missus thinks its hilarious and wants me to teach my nephew when we next get together...
We are both nice mannered, well brought up people, but ya cant beat a good belch

jjones

play fart pontoon.

once you fart you must quickly declare Stick or Twist. If you declared "Stick" and follow closely with another fart you lose. If you declare "Twist" and fail to fart you lost.

Of course with normal pontoon rules a 5 fart trick is the elusive goal. Be careful tho as too many twists can result in a "Bust".

belching is for girls, farting is where it's at.

Abdabz

Cool and I always thought Busts were nice things... How wrong for how long?