paul-s

So i have a nice day off, enjoy a lie in only to be awoken by the neighbours c**t of a jack russell barking for now 3 hours non stop as they've gone out and he's got the hump in the garden.

so decide to go out to the scoob and do a bit of work, change couple of bulbs, etc. only to be attacked by the one day of the year that all the flying ants come out. millions of the things everywhere, have to scarper back in to the sanctury of the house again.

pretty p1ssed by this point so pick this up and go upstairs to the bathroom window. The dogs not barking anymore

davegtt

you shot the dog???

gso

good move

CooperS

Good work!

eClaire

Cruel git

CrisPDuk

Is that the biggest cannon you could find

Abdabz

Eeeee I remember using empty washing up liquid bottles when I were a lad... You.... you water fight snob you

paul-s

wow I used to use empty fairy bottles as well, reminds of being a kid again.

however more artillery was needed for this mission the dog hasnt piped up since and is now sitting in the corner of the garden

Scoobydid

Should have used a real one

CrisPDuk

PMSL How many on here used to tip their mum's fairy liquid away about this time of year then?

paul-s

so so true....

its just this second started again so im going to go for round 2. In about 2 mins ill be hanging out the bathroom window with it buried in my shoulder

Jap2Scrap

I used to decant it into a milk bottle. Waste not, want not*

*Would've got a right b0llocking if I'd just binned it!

davegtt

my hands up I used to coax people to run infront of my house and Dad would chuck a bucket from the upstairs bedroom over the enemy ahhh the good ole days...

all the kids on our street and Ive not seen 1 proper water fight in years.... is it something of the past or am I just on a boring street?

paul-s

heres the view i had. its not next door, its the one next to that

paul-s

I have realised I have too much time on my days off

Jay m A

iTrader: (2)

Sod the dog, put the kettle on and find the nest before the rest of the flying ants wake up

CrisPDuk

Plenty of em going on round here, both kids & people who should know better

mart360

tiny garden syndrome here!!


better things to do than nail a dog..

4 of the neighbours kids... my 2 kids & my 2 supersoakers, 2 hose pipes. water bombs..

mayhem...


and bloody good fun...

Mart

Apparition

D'you think I could borrow it? Neighbours have two stupid spaniel type things and they howl incessantly all day long......Trouble is, I'd have to fire it through their letterbox as the hounds are kept indoors all day.
Yve