Bizarre marketing strategy
17 June 2005, 02:04 PM
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Bizarre marketing strategy
Just had a young lady in the 'phone selling office supplies. At the end of the conversation she said:
"When you receive the catalogue you must turn to page 12 straight away. There's a picture of me - I'm the blonde one"
Can't wait!
"When you receive the catalogue you must turn to page 12 straight away. There's a picture of me - I'm the blonde one"
Can't wait!
17 June 2005, 02:07 PM
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lol 
Would definitely get me to call back with an order - if she's fit
In fact, it's probably not even her, it's just to make you think you're chatting to a fit blonde while you're ordering your paperclips.
Nice ploy
Would definitely get me to call back with an order - if she's fit
In fact, it's probably not even her, it's just to make you think you're chatting to a fit blonde while you're ordering your paperclips.
Nice ploy
17 June 2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Jap2Scrap
lIn fact, it's probably not even her, it's just to make you think you're chatting to a fit blonde while you're ordering your paperclips.
Nice ploy
Nice ploy
17 June 2005, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by PCatWork
Yeah, I guessed that it would probably be a model. Never mind - a bit of flirting helps to pass the time.
*The same is probably true for men as well
17 June 2005, 02:27 PM
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I've got a real fox selling me my cisco stuff, she's awesome, been out drinking with her a few times, and she's sent me naughty pics of her to my phone.
Now THAT'S customer service!!
Now THAT'S customer service!!
17 June 2005, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by CooperS
I've got a real fox selling me my cisco stuff, she's awesome, been out drinking with her a few times, and she's sent me naughty pics of her to my phone.
Now THAT'S customer service!!
Now THAT'S customer service!!
17 June 2005, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by CooperS
I've got a real fox selling me my cisco stuff, she's awesome, been out drinking with her a few times, and she's sent me naughty pics of her to my phone.
Now THAT'S customer service!!
Now THAT'S customer service!!
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17 June 2005, 02:57 PM
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The thing that gets me is that when you flirt with somebody on the phone, it is usually such a dissapointment if you actually meet them. The number of women* who sound like babes on the phone but are munters in the flesh is staggering.
) to stay with a girl from the Royal Bank who I'd got to know quite well over the last few months and obviously only over the phone........Being young and relatively skint... I got the overnight bus down and she agreed to meet me in Victoria Street Station, very early in the morning.....
You guessed it..... total rather extremely large and odarous(sp) munter........ with a lovely voice. Quick lunch, a bull**** excuse, and back home the same night
Never ever taken anyone at voice value again
17 June 2005, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by SiPie
As a 20 year old, my dick pointed me all the way down to London (long journey from Edinburgh ) to stay with a girl from the Royal Bank who I'd got to know quite well over the last few months and obviously only over the phone........
Being young and relatively skint... I got the overnight bus down and she agreed to meet me in Victoria Street Station, very early in the morning.....
You guessed it..... total rather extremely large and odarous(sp) munter........ with a lovely voice. Quick lunch, a bull**** excuse, and back home the same night
Never ever taken anyone at voice value again
) to stay with a girl from the Royal Bank who I'd got to know quite well over the last few months and obviously only over the phone........Being young and relatively skint... I got the overnight bus down and she agreed to meet me in Victoria Street Station, very early in the morning.....
You guessed it..... total rather extremely large and odarous(sp) munter........ with a lovely voice. Quick lunch, a bull**** excuse, and back home the same night
Never ever taken anyone at voice value again
What's that 8 or 9 hours on a bus in the hope of a leg over without getting a pic of her first? There's faith and then there's SiPie
17 June 2005, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
What's that 8 or 9 hours on a bus in the hope of a leg over without getting a pic of her first? There's faith and then there's SiPie
17 June 2005, 03:05 PM
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Hmmm... if they were as gorgeous as the sounded, would they be meeting up with strangers that they had only ever talked to on the 'phone....?
Answers on a postcard, please.
Answers on a postcard, please.
17 June 2005, 03:28 PM
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He must have been gagging for it!!
Had been in a 'far-too-young-to-get-involved-but-did-anyway' long term relationship with a girl from the same (small) town and I thought it would be a nice dirty weekend away. I never expected her to be Miss World ...and it wouldn't of mattered as none of my mates would of been likely to be out in Billericay (where she came from) to see me
Anyway....I've let my standards slip in the distant past, but I still couldn't stoop this low
I caught a whiff of her feet before I was within 10 feet of her .......
She was so rank, she could of been related to Bob Gelfof !!
17 June 2005, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SiPie
Close..... but no cigar
Had been in a 'far-too-young-to-get-involved-but-did-anyway' long term relationship with a girl from the same (small) town and I thought it would be a nice dirty weekend away. I never expected her to be Miss World ...and it wouldn't of mattered as none of my mates would of been likely to be out in Billericay (where she came from) to see me
Anyway....I've let my standards slip in the distant past, but I still couldn't stoop this low
I caught a whiff of her feet before I was within 10 feet of her .......
She was so rank, she could of been related to Bob Gelfof !!
Had been in a 'far-too-young-to-get-involved-but-did-anyway' long term relationship with a girl from the same (small) town and I thought it would be a nice dirty weekend away. I never expected her to be Miss World ...and it wouldn't of mattered as none of my mates would of been likely to be out in Billericay (where she came from) to see me
Anyway....I've let my standards slip in the distant past, but I still couldn't stoop this low
I caught a whiff of her feet before I was within 10 feet of her .......
She was so rank, she could of been related to Bob Gelfof !!
Bet you where Gutted! So how much did you pay for the pro before you went back home?
17 June 2005, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SiPie
As a 20 year old, my dick pointed me all the way down to London (long journey from Edinburgh ) to stay with a girl from the Royal Bank who I'd got to know quite well over the last few months and obviously only over the phone........
Being young and relatively skint... I got the overnight bus down and she agreed to meet me in Victoria Street Station, very early in the morning.....
You guessed it..... total rather extremely large and odarous(sp) munter........ with a lovely voice. Quick lunch, a bull**** excuse, and back home the same night
Never ever taken anyone at voice value again
) to stay with a girl from the Royal Bank who I'd got to know quite well over the last few months and obviously only over the phone........Being young and relatively skint... I got the overnight bus down and she agreed to meet me in Victoria Street Station, very early in the morning.....
You guessed it..... total rather extremely large and odarous(sp) munter........ with a lovely voice. Quick lunch, a bull**** excuse, and back home the same night
Never ever taken anyone at voice value again
17 June 2005, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by CooperS
Will I get banned for posting ****?
Last edited by OllyK; 17 June 2005 at 04:20 PM. Reason: Linking to porn is a no-no under the T's and C's IIRC
17 June 2005, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
The thing that gets me is that when you flirt with somebody on the phone, it is usually such a dissapointment if you actually meet them. The number of women* who sound like babes on the phone but are munters in the flesh is staggering.
*The same is probably true for men as well
*The same is probably true for men as well
Sounds nice on the phone... add two stone
17 June 2005, 04:49 PM
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If i'd have gone that far i would have pumped it anyway!!! and told all my mates she was a stunner!
....but nope......it perhaps wasn't even about standards....just physical and nasal repulsion.
We went on one of the London tour buses in the morning and I had to ask to sit upstairs in the light rain... as her feet were smelling so bad !!!
At least I hope it was her feet that smelled like that
17 June 2005, 06:11 PM
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I'm a very *voice ist* person..
....and adore the sound of some blokes on the phone
But I learned long ago that not one of them ever matches up to the voice
Always best to keep the image in tact and never meet them
<<blokes from Scotland are the best>>
....and adore the sound of some blokes on the phone
But I learned long ago that not one of them ever matches up to the voice
Always best to keep the image in tact and never meet them
<<blokes from Scotland are the best>>
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