Poor Guy

cant find the funny text messages thread So ill make my very own. New and shiny.

got a text off a mate this morning.
"This text cost 12p to send to you. That 12p could feed an asylum seekers family for a week. So forward this message to all your friends and help starve the *******s!"

Dracoro

pathetic

Petem95

LOL!!

Johnny E

nice one

Scratch Pervert

u must have the intelligence of a really short plank if you think thats funny

Leslie

Obviously a bit short on concern for people who aren't very well off.

Hang your head in shame!

Les

RB5 Paul

Brilliant

midget1500

i have a pretty good sense of humour but don't see how that is funny - it's just harsh.

wwp8

there was one ages ago i don't remember exactly how it goes but its something like this



there are over 2 million people in this world are getting married now,
there are over 200 thousand people in this world are dating now
there are over 2 thousand people in this worls are having sex right now
and there is one lonely **** reading this txt msg


sorry don't remember how it exactly went

Drunken Bungle Whore

Now that's funny! (And probably deadly accurate for the sad kiddies who thought the first message was amusing....)

Chip Sengravy

I can see how people get so worked up about offensive txt messages towards immigrants, I mean, we all pay our taxes and the Gov splurge it on putting smelly foreigners in nice accomodation, while our grandparents have to live on buttons and near freeze to death in winter.

Cold Turkey

well yesterday my best mate phoned me and said 'what was that really weird message you sent me last night about?'

I couldn't recall sending him a message but had been out on the beers (and caipirinhas) the night before so I checked my phone ... it went

"f*ck me I'm c*nted! Gonna kill for a ***. London has its ups and downs .,. f*ck off you c*nt"



alcohol eh!

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

I was out on the beer and wanting to meet up with a mate, the club was too loud for a phone call. So the text messages went like this..

"Where the hell are you, you were meant to be here 30 mins ago?" Me to mate.
"Not coming, gone to XXX, meet you there if you like"
"Why are you not coming here?" says I
"Cos there is a queue longer than an elephant's dick"

Fair enough I thought. Not going to try and argue with that one

Wmscooby

iTrader: (24)

SPOT ON MATE

paul-s

thats quality ! alcohol just makes you act in such an amusing manner

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

Ok, sorry to be a little slow, what's HTH mean again?

codie247

you got that right m8.

wacky.banana

HTH = Hope This Helps

Lum

This thread is irritating. To me a joke about a pakistani is no different to a joke about blondes or the French, you don't have to beleive they're all smelly people who should be sent on the next boat home in order to laugh at a joke that implies that they are (besides, Birmingham is landlocked so it's not going to happen)

Petem95

Theres some VERY harsh text messages about at the mo regarding the London terrorism!

wheres that huge funny text thread gone?!!

ChristianR

iTrader: (1)

i remember sending a text to a friend in a club saying where are you? he replied two people down saying i;m at the bar behind the girl you are looking at ! lol

wacky.banana

Is this what you are looking for? Let's see the tasteless London jokes then. Absolutely nothing surprises me these days
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=273370