Noisy neighbours - is there a god?
12 May 2005, 12:24 PM
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Noisy neighbours - is there a god?
Got this recently from a friend, with whom I'd exchanged mails about noisy neighbours and how the police don't do anything. I hope she doesn't mind me sharing it with the world, but I thought you lot would appreciate it 
Something really strange happened: do you remember I told you one of my neigbours, a woman living in the same building as I, used to watch television in a way the whole building could hear it?
I tried to ignore it thinking it didn't matter any more since I would move to my new flat in a couple of weeks. But 2 weeks ago, I couldn't take it any more and "a couple of weeks" seemed like an eternity to bear this torture.
So on that particular Sunday evening I called the police. It was already 23:30 and the noise was really hellish.
They came and gave her a warning. If they'd have to come again she would pay a 500 euro fine.
The next day when I came back from work she was waiting for me on the stairs. She of course knew it was I who had called the police and was furious. She threatened me and said she would ruin my car and other stuff
if I would call the police again. Then she started yelling and called me names.
Well, I wasn't going to accept this, so I went to the police and made a formal complaint against her.
A couple of days later I noticed I had a big scratch on my car, and "someone" had stuck a knife in one of my tyres.
So I went to the police again.
Now I only had to wait until I would be summoned to make a statement at the court, and at the same time she would also be invited to do the same.
But guess what happened: last weekend she died!! And she was young, not even 40! Isn't this spectacular? Apparently she had some heart disease which suddenly got worse.
When I went back again to the police to cancel my complaint, they almost couldn't believe it.
I had to go there during working hours to cancel the complaint. Even dead she made me lose time again.
I wanted her to be silent, okay, but this silent wasn't necessary.
Anyway, I'm moving in one week.
Something really strange happened: do you remember I told you one of my neigbours, a woman living in the same building as I, used to watch television in a way the whole building could hear it?
I tried to ignore it thinking it didn't matter any more since I would move to my new flat in a couple of weeks. But 2 weeks ago, I couldn't take it any more and "a couple of weeks" seemed like an eternity to bear this torture.
So on that particular Sunday evening I called the police. It was already 23:30 and the noise was really hellish.
They came and gave her a warning. If they'd have to come again she would pay a 500 euro fine.
The next day when I came back from work she was waiting for me on the stairs. She of course knew it was I who had called the police and was furious. She threatened me and said she would ruin my car and other stuff
if I would call the police again. Then she started yelling and called me names.
Well, I wasn't going to accept this, so I went to the police and made a formal complaint against her.
A couple of days later I noticed I had a big scratch on my car, and "someone" had stuck a knife in one of my tyres.
So I went to the police again.
Now I only had to wait until I would be summoned to make a statement at the court, and at the same time she would also be invited to do the same.
But guess what happened: last weekend she died!! And she was young, not even 40! Isn't this spectacular? Apparently she had some heart disease which suddenly got worse.
When I went back again to the police to cancel my complaint, they almost couldn't believe it.
I had to go there during working hours to cancel the complaint. Even dead she made me lose time again.
I wanted her to be silent, okay, but this silent wasn't necessary.
Anyway, I'm moving in one week.
how unfair
12 May 2005, 01:34 PM
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I like it, could do with it affecting a whole family though...including those who don't live nextdoor but feel it necessary to drive up the street in shagged out cars beeping their horns and making neandethal like grunts 
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12 May 2005, 01:50 PM
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Reading between the lines sounds like Brendan 'topped her' and faked her medical records. 
I wonder if you get a mention in her will?
God works in mysterious ways sometimes
I wonder if you get a mention in her will?
God works in mysterious ways sometimes
12 May 2005, 02:40 PM
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quote "But guess what happened: last weekend she died!! And she was young, not even 40! Isn't this spectacular? Apparently she had some heart disease which suddenly got worse.
When I went back again to the police to cancel my complaint, they almost couldn't believe it."
Good result all I need is my tw@ttish neighbours and their b@stard kid to drop dead and I'll be happy.
How ******* difficult is it to not drop **** onto their floor/my ceiling regularly making the plaster fall off?
I'm only in the flat 2 days a week but next time those ******* come and complain about MY music I'm probably going to lamp the lanky french ****** one then explain about "mutual respect".
I'm starting to consider the merit of booby trapping the stairs so the ****** falls and breaks his neck with any luck.
When I went back again to the police to cancel my complaint, they almost couldn't believe it."
Good result all I need is my tw@ttish neighbours and their b@stard kid to drop dead and I'll be happy.
How ******* difficult is it to not drop **** onto their floor/my ceiling regularly making the plaster fall off?
I'm only in the flat 2 days a week but next time those ******* come and complain about MY music I'm probably going to lamp the lanky french ****** one then explain about "mutual respect".
I'm starting to consider the merit of booby trapping the stairs so the ****** falls and breaks his neck with any luck.
12 May 2005, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Paul - I'd be a bit dumb to publicise it afterwards though
A ha, could just be a double-bluff to avert suspision you sly devil!
12 May 2005, 03:35 PM
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Seems a bit harsh to be gald someone's dead just cos they're noisy. My downstairs neighbours are noisy - in approx 20 mins the teenage boy will arrive home from school to an empty flat and treat me to the booming sounds of some mothafcuking rap - but isn't that what we all did when we were teenagers? (IIR my neighbours used to get Duran Duran and Meat Loafs 'Bat Out of Hell' at full tilt as soon a I was left alone! ) Maybe the poor woman was hard of hearing and needed the volume up?
Even when I had really horrid neighbours all I wanted was for them to go away and be quiet - I'd have felt really guilty if something bad had happened to them.
) Maybe the poor woman was hard of hearing and needed the volume up?Even when I had really horrid neighbours all I wanted was for them to go away and be quiet - I'd have felt really guilty if something bad had happened to them.
12 May 2005, 03:50 PM
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teenage approaching - wonder what we'll get today.....I know I'm a bit on the soft side - but we all do things that p1ss people off sometimes - and I'd hate someone to wish me dead because of it - maybe we just don't know the whole story?
Think I might use the pumping base as an excuse to take a nice walk - it's such a sunny day outside, and if I happen to end up outside my favourite pub, then so be it!
(See NL - there's good in every situation!)
12 May 2005, 03:54 PM
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I agree but when you tell some **** repeatedly there is a problem and they ignore it then it's 'game on'.
For example my fcukwit part time neighbours have some sort of breeding program going on. This obviously entails lots of noise but do they **** off and make it in another part of the house other than above my dining room? Do they **** because they are a pair of *****, thus when they come and bitch about repetetive beats blasting out at all hours of the day I tell them to get the **** out of my face, which doesn't go down well.
Respect is a 2 sided thing and I'd happily see those tw@ts dead if it meant some noise abatement.
For example my fcukwit part time neighbours have some sort of breeding program going on. This obviously entails lots of noise but do they **** off and make it in another part of the house other than above my dining room? Do they **** because they are a pair of *****, thus when they come and bitch about repetetive beats blasting out at all hours of the day I tell them to get the **** out of my face, which doesn't go down well.
Respect is a 2 sided thing and I'd happily see those tw@ts dead if it meant some noise abatement.
12 May 2005, 04:01 PM
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Next time they come down just give them a great big hug and a bunch of daisies - they'll probably steer well clear of you after that. I've often found that being very wierd has some distinct advantages.
12 May 2005, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Next time they come down just give them a great big hug and a bunch of daisies - they'll probably steer well clear of you after that. I've often found that being very wierd has some distinct advantages.
Paul - I thought you'd think I'd think you thought I'd thought of that
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12 May 2005, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Paul - I thought you'd think I'd think you thought I'd thought of that
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12 May 2005, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by NewLabour
Fair enough DBWhore I may have a go but a bunch of dead flowers might get a better response from my point of view.
now i understand the monika
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Originally Posted by NewLabour
I agree but when you tell some **** repeatedly there is a problem and they ignore it then it's 'game on'.
For example my fcukwit part time neighbours have some sort of breeding program going on. This obviously entails lots of noise but do they **** off and make it in another part of the house other than above my dining room? Do they **** because they are a pair of *****, thus when they come and bitch about repetetive beats blasting out at all hours of the day I tell them to get the **** out of my face, which doesn't go down well.
Respect is a 2 sided thing and I'd happily see those tw@ts dead if it meant some noise abatement.
For example my fcukwit part time neighbours have some sort of breeding program going on. This obviously entails lots of noise but do they **** off and make it in another part of the house other than above my dining room? Do they **** because they are a pair of *****, thus when they come and bitch about repetetive beats blasting out at all hours of the day I tell them to get the **** out of my face, which doesn't go down well.
Respect is a 2 sided thing and I'd happily see those tw@ts dead if it meant some noise abatement.
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Originally Posted by Scoob99
My Noisy neighbour pushed his luck too far and subsequently had an unfortunate head and fist interface.
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BTW Wasn't me! Shaggy!
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BTW Wasn't me! Shaggy!