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Old 27 April 2005, 06:25 PM
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Cool Just Had The Tory Candidate Round

"Can we count on your vote Mr Lewis"

"Do I look like a frigging idiot? I lived through the last hell - the dark ages don't attract me one bit, the Labour Beacon is where Truth and Justice stand in harmony"

Or words to that affect!!

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Old 27 April 2005, 06:28 PM
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I know you claim to be old Pete, but come on, the Dark Ages was hundreds of years ago.
Old 27 April 2005, 06:50 PM
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So, you were as articulate, helpful and willing to try and understand others' points of view as usual, then. Congratulations.
Old 27 April 2005, 06:52 PM
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Pete,i admire your persistance.

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By a strange coincidence, I've just had our local Tory candidate for the local council round. I told him what issues most interest me, we had a brief and friendly chat and both went away happy.
Old 27 April 2005, 07:20 PM
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You'd have to be crazy not to want lower taxes and less speed cameras Conservatives rule. Think of all the billions Blair spent on invading Iraq - that could have gone to help the needy people in this country. Also why would you want someone who is soft on crime in charge since you are already scared of getting carjacked by pikeys and chavs? Answers please pslewis??
Old 27 April 2005, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by AndyC_772
By a strange coincidence, I've just had our local Tory candidate for the local council round. I told him what issues most interest me, we had a brief and friendly chat and both went away happy.
Well, guess who will get an extra lolly from mummy then!

And, of course, he has taken your 'educated' thoughts back to his leader!!

He walked away thinking, "What an ****!! all I wanted was a yes or no!!"

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Old 27 April 2005, 07:59 PM
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Sorry Pete..............dont think youll ever see the light....
Old 27 April 2005, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobydick
Also why would you want someone who is soft on crime in charge since you are already scared of getting carjacked by pikeys and chavs? Answers please pslewis??
EH??? Its not me who poops his nappy whenever they see a post that some BIG, BIG Bully has been a stolen an Impreza!

They can have my frigging car, but there had better be more than one and they need to be really BIG and mental .............

You are more at risk from some drugged up phyco who thinks you have annoyed him/her!

Of course, there was no crime under the Tories - I forgot how we used to sing lovely little songs as we held hands and danced through the bluebells

Have you stopped to think why the country, by a HUGE landslide, voted FOR Labour in 97 and 01?? Because the TORIES were TOTAL crap!

They haven't changed one bit

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Old 27 April 2005, 08:08 PM
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Labour are complete w4nkers
always where and always will be

Tony **** blair is so full of **** and lies he couldn't even get a job as a fookin Estate Agent
Old 27 April 2005, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis

You are more at risk from some drugged up phyco who thinks you have annoyed him/her!
Phyco.?
If he was a cabbage he should be in an assylum......if he was on the other hand a druggie, guess who we can blame for that.......
Old 27 April 2005, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by IPKIS
Labour are complete w4nkers
always where and always will be

Tony **** blair is so full of **** and lies he couldn't even get a job as a fookin Estate Agent
like it m8-dont hold back now! very true as well!!
Old 27 April 2005, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
EH??? Its not me who poops his nappy whenever they see a post that some BIG, BIG Bully has been a stolen an Impreza!

They can have my frigging car.
Píssy- Unless you are a trained mechanic legally wanting to take your car on a brake test. (Remember that thread)?

Talk about full of it!!
Old 27 April 2005, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by IPKIS
Labour are complete w4nkers
always where and always will be

Tony **** blair is so full of **** and lies he couldn't even get a job as a fookin Estate Agent
You clearly had your education under the Tories:-

"always where and always will be" SHOULD read, "always were and always will be"

See the difference?? one makes you look like a ***** and the other does too as its complete bollox

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Old 27 April 2005, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Píssy- Unless you are a trained mechanic legally wanting to take your car on a brake test. (Remember that thread)?

Talk about full of it!!
Oh, yeah!! Thats EXACTLY the same as getting it taken off you by some Tory voting Chav!! IDIOT!

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Old 27 April 2005, 08:18 PM
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Don't worry you'll be looking the ***** when your precious Labour get *** fooked out of number 10

Lets be honest the Monster raving loony party could do a better job than Tony

And the leader of that is a fookin Cat
Old 27 April 2005, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Oh, yeah!! Thats EXACTLY the same as getting it taken off you by some Tory voting Chav!! IDIOT!

Pete
Nobody said it was the same you píss stinking wánkstain.
Old 27 April 2005, 08:25 PM
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Nice language from those who have conclusively LOST the argument and all credibility

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Old 27 April 2005, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Nobody said it was the same you píss
stinking wánkstain.
not been looking at sn that long but must admit that seems to be what alot of people think of ps lewis. shouldnt he be marking kids homework instead of posting threads all the time. more committment to your job Mr Lewis-your a disgrace to the profession!
Old 27 April 2005, 08:37 PM
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Oh, I see I'm a TEACHER now am I??

Your ignorance is beyond compare!!

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Old 27 April 2005, 08:38 PM
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Pete,

You could tell them they can rely on my vote !

Soon Labour are out the better.......
Old 27 April 2005, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Nice language from those who have conclusively LOST the argument and all credibility

Pete
You'll find I was merely pointing out a fact. You don't need to be confronted by carjackers to fill your nappy, mechanics see to that, legally.

Your petty political bóllocks isn't enough to warrant my opinion, let alone getting into an argument as you put it.

Realising how stupid your comment must have looked you tried the "idiot" line which you so often do when hung drawn and quartered.

Right, I'm off to happy slap the next old bástard who smells of píss.
Old 27 April 2005, 08:43 PM
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Scoobynet is going to be empty come the day after polling day

Lots of eggs on faces I fancy

I will be proved entirely correct then!!

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Old 27 April 2005, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Your petty political bóllocks isn't enough to warrant my opinion, let alone getting into an argument as you put it.
So you post TWICE!!??

Once again you prove yourself to be in control of half a brain cell - what an idiot.

Oh, yes, be careful which old fella you slap ....... it could be me and then you will be sat on your ****!!

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Originally Posted by mattvortex
not been looking at sn that long but must admit that seems to be what alot of people think of ps lewis.
Matt- It was meant to be humurous to a large degree. Píssy is merely here to be mocked and beaten when met.
Old 27 April 2005, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
So you post TWICE!!??

Once again you prove yourself to be in control of half a brain cell - what an idiot.

Oh, yes, be careful which old fella you slap ....... it could be me and then you will be sat on your ****!!

Pete
Never knew there was a limit on posting, I must re-read the t&c's.

Being in control of half a brain cell is better than not being in control of ones bladder.

That's probably your limit, slapping your old fella!!

Count yourself well and truly message board happy slapped.
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Cool yeah but

Originally Posted by IPKIS

Tony blair couldn't even get a job as a fookin Estate Agent
Funny, but he has a job a Prime Minister and judging by the polls still will have this job at the same time next month.

Old 27 April 2005, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Suresh
Funny, but he has a job a Prime Minister and judging by the polls still will have this job at the same time next month.

OH YES!!!!!!

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Old 27 April 2005, 09:03 PM
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well there you go Pete, out-voted 10-2..........thats got to say something.
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Originally Posted by Suresh
Funny, but he has a job a Prime Minister and judging by the polls still will have this job at the same time next month.


But he is crap at it

i know PS Lewis thinks every decision tony has made for the last good knows how long is 100% correct.

thats his look out


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