wez_sti

Started an I.T contract installing machines and its really good money for **** all work. start at nine and have finished my work by lunch and just chill the rest of the day..

Easiest i've ever had it work wise, and the best paid!

got me thinking some of you lot must of struck gold with a p1ss easy job that pays over the odds...

D70

It's me but I won't elaborate or I get accused of boasting

paulr

Came to work last Sunday at 6 am,finished work by 7am,slept till 11am,watched a dvd,cleaned my car,then played footie till 6pm.

Then on Tue night worked from 10pm to 6 am without a break.

horses for courses.

MOK79

Get into office at 9am and sit on SN untill 5pm then go home.

Bloody hard work it is..

StickyMicky

i could if i wanted to, spend all week, every week in the house except a few 5min visits into work each morning to get sum numbers and sort sum cash out, once a week i would have to go to the bank.

and i could still manage to make a living

but i choose not to, and instead i do 80 hours a week so i get even more cash

wez_sti

ahhhh g'won....


g'won g'won g'won!

D70

lol as you asked OK. We get nearly double the amount of bank holidays here plus we start at 9:30 finish at 2 take 3 hrs for lunch and siesta then work from 5 till 7pm. Note these are official hours rather than the one's I actually do.
Not to mention the free villa and other ex-pat goodies. I'm only here now because I've the offer of a free feed from one of my collegues over here on a jolly from Inglaterra.
I've ended up doing this job through sheer slackness, I've taken the path of least resistance whenever possible and regard the whole thing as a joke apart from the money at the end of the month.
Isn't the world of information technology wonderful?

Tim-Grove

Today for me was
08:00 - Start work.
08:15 - Get up, have shower.
08:45 - leave house.
09:30 - Arive at where i was working today, put the kettle on sit down and chill.
10:00 - Get out of the van, sort tools out and start work.
11:30 - Finshed todays job pack up tools get in van.
12:00 - Arive at cafe and order a cheese and bean toasty and a cuppa.
12:30 - Set off for home.
1:00 - Get back home feeling a little knackered so i go to bed.
4:00 - Finish work.
5:10 - wake up and have a look on Scoobynet.

Some days there is a little more to do, but not often.

misty

I think PSlewis will tell you that I have the cushiest job on here
dave

Proby521

iTrader: (1)

I always thought you were a lazy barsteward Tim, now I know!

Proby.

davegtt

Many a day where I come into work at 9am and go home at 5pm without doing anything but make the collegues a cup of tea (presuming theyve made me 1 first ) Gone a whole week doing this before today. SOME days though like this week Ive been in Italy, in the car at 7am on monday got back about 8:30pm wednesday, come into work today and been ran off my feet catching up... its 50/50 THOUGH

dpb

Id give it all up fella - lifes short......

Tim-Grove

powerman1

must be some speed camera operators on ere now thats an easy job and loads of customers that you dont even have to talk to. powerman

pslewis

Misty is right ....................... no job is as easy as a Fireman!!

Turn up for work, sleep a little, grab your mates hose as a practise, direct water at mickey-mouse brick tower with your gay mate screaming for a virile young fireman to come get him!!

Turn attention to 2nd job, rescue Mrs Jones's cat from nearby tree, sleep again, play on Playstation and then go home ......... oh, yes, retire on FULL Pension at 50!!

WTF is going on??

However, IT is the easiest game in town ...... money for nothing, chicks for free!

Pete

Daz34

Even in the good old days, you would still be talking out of your ****

pslewis

I KNOW Firemen and they are the FIRST to admit thats its so easy they have 2nd and 3rd jobs!!

One colleague has NEVER seen a fire or had to cut someone out of a car in 5 years!!

Pi$$ easy

Pete

jonc

I believe I have the cushiest job of them all, I'm a train driver on the London Underground. £32K starting salary, 52 days paid holiday, 35 hour week and strike whenever we don't like something at work like, like getting more tea breaks during the day.








NOT!

Taff107

Agreed, but as the song says, "the times, they are a changing...."
Firemen will be made to carry out training instead of sleeping - 'bout time too.
Welcome to the real world fellas......

Daz34

Are they full time though?
Out in the sticks maybe there is an ounce of truth to what you say but in the city it is a very different story. And for your info we retire at 55 now.

Ps Fireman is very un-pc. We are firefighters now

pslewis

Indeed ...... and don't we hear them crying about it!! Biggest bunch of girls blouses!!

Pete

Daz34

We deal with the real world all the time. It ain't pretty.

Daz34

You will be the one loudest moaning when the fire service goes the way of the nhs & the police.
It's gonna happen....

eClaire

It's not; tell them the story about the video tape and the nostrils

Daz34

No more biting

Daz34

eClaire

It melted then solidified again.....

pslewis

Here we go, here we go ........ once, one dark evening, many years ago, we actually got called out to a proper job that I'm about to talk about over, and over, and over again!!

If you don't like it get out, but DO NOT come on here trying to tell us its anything but pi$$ easy ....... the public are NOT stupid anymore!!

Pete

pslewis

What??? you mean actually doing something for the excessive pay???

Pete

Daz34

*penny drops*

Nah Bedtime Gotta do a proper day's work tomorrow. On a Saturday