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23 March 2005, 11:54 AM
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Not been a Red Dwarf thread for a while...
Saw the "Psirens" episode on UK Gold last night and PMSL.
Rimmer - "It's bigger than King Kong's first dump of the day and it's steaming right towards us"
Kryten - "This is Mr Rimmer's Light Bee"
Lister - "Rimmer? He's my best mate isn't he?"
Kryten - "Sir - you are SICK!"
Rimmer - "It's bigger than King Kong's first dump of the day and it's steaming right towards us"
Kryten - "This is Mr Rimmer's Light Bee"
Lister - "Rimmer? He's my best mate isn't he?"
Kryten - "Sir - you are SICK!"
23 March 2005, 12:10 PM
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Ah, good call and here goes with the Red Dwarf quote thingie
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/factbox/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/factbox/
23 March 2005, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
"You want to squeeze my buttocks to make one juicy giant peach!"
That bird as soo fit. Who was she again?
That bird as soo fit. Who was she again?
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23 March 2005, 01:01 PM
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I watched one last night, the one with the triplicator where they make 1 bad red dwarf and 1 good one, and the bad rimmer says:
"First I'm going to beat you, then I'm going to HAVE you....." hahahaha
"First I'm going to beat you, then I'm going to HAVE you....." hahahaha
23 March 2005, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon
According to IMDB.com she is called Samantha Robson and also played PC Vicky Hagen in the Bill.
Looks carp though.
23 March 2005, 01:46 PM
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Best series?
4, closely followed by 8.
Best episode?
Bodyswap, SF plot but lots of comdey.
Best quote?
I cant believe i'm running away from a psychopathic curried man!
Best character?
Got to be Lister.
Best scene?
That scene where Cat is being chased by the Bazookoid heat seekers
Best guest star?
Andy, aka Timothy Spall in Back to Reality "THE RE-COU-PER-ATION LOUNGE, blimey, no wonder you only scored 4%, Cor what a bunch of twonks"
Best alien/bad guy?
The self loathing monster in Terraform. "Is it my turn now?"
4, closely followed by 8.
Best episode?
Bodyswap, SF plot but lots of comdey.
Best quote?
I cant believe i'm running away from a psychopathic curried man!
Best character?
Got to be Lister.
Best scene?
That scene where Cat is being chased by the Bazookoid heat seekers
Best guest star?
Andy, aka Timothy Spall in Back to Reality "THE RE-COU-PER-ATION LOUNGE, blimey, no wonder you only scored 4%, Cor what a bunch of twonks"
Best alien/bad guy?
The self loathing monster in Terraform. "Is it my turn now?"
23 March 2005, 02:05 PM
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Best series?
Probably 5, possibly 3 but 8 is good aswell.
Best episode?
QUEEG or Better Than Life
Best quote?
That is the metaphoric equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle in a lions mouth and then flicking his love spuds with a wet towel !
Best character?
Rimmer - his quotes are awesome !
Best scene?
When Rimmer was in the observatory talking to Lister and this happens
Cat: 'Owwww, my stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry'
Lister: 'Cat shhhh, Rimmer's dads died'.
Cat: 'Well I'd prefer chicken'
Best guest star?
Dwayne Dibley
Best alien/bad guy?
Not sure, pssibly the Emohawk.
Probably 5, possibly 3 but 8 is good aswell.
Best episode?
QUEEG or Better Than Life
Best quote?
That is the metaphoric equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle in a lions mouth and then flicking his love spuds with a wet towel !
Best character?
Rimmer - his quotes are awesome !
Best scene?
When Rimmer was in the observatory talking to Lister and this happens
Cat: 'Owwww, my stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry'
Lister: 'Cat shhhh, Rimmer's dads died'.
Cat: 'Well I'd prefer chicken'
Best guest star?
Dwayne Dibley
Best alien/bad guy?
Not sure, pssibly the Emohawk.
23 March 2005, 02:30 PM
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Best series?
6 I think, closely followed by 4.
Best episode?
sdrawkcab
Best quote?
"I think we should call ourselves the Campaign for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society - one drawback is that the abbrevitaion is CLITORIS"
Best character?
Cat
Best scene?
1. Kryten (with groinal hoover attachment) trying to remove Listers boxer's in Polymorph
2. Ace Rimmer rescuing Princess Bonjela by sky-surfing a crocodile from Stoke Me A Clipper.
3. Self Destruct sequence from Bodyswap. (Toffee Crisp)
4. Unreality bubbles from Out Of Time
5. Taranshula
Best guest star?
Ainsley Harriot as Lister's Wife "Men - they're all b@stards!"
Best alien/bad guy?
Queeg. (does that count?)
6 I think, closely followed by 4.
Best episode?
sdrawkcab
Best quote?
"I think we should call ourselves the Campaign for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society - one drawback is that the abbrevitaion is CLITORIS"
Best character?
Cat
Best scene?
1. Kryten (with groinal hoover attachment) trying to remove Listers boxer's in Polymorph
2. Ace Rimmer rescuing Princess Bonjela by sky-surfing a crocodile from Stoke Me A Clipper.
3. Self Destruct sequence from Bodyswap. (Toffee Crisp)
4. Unreality bubbles from Out Of Time
5. Taranshula
Best guest star?
Ainsley Harriot as Lister's Wife "Men - they're all b@stards!"
Best alien/bad guy?
Queeg. (does that count?)
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23 March 2005, 02:32 PM
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Ah RD
Got Series 5 and 6 on saturday, so had a bit of an RD Marathon.
Best season? any except the last one. Didn't really like the whole RD reincarnated thing.
Now here's a question for you. Whose the better KK? Miss Grogan or Miss Anette? (sp?)
"Smmeeeeeeeeeeeeeggg heeeeeeeeddddd"
Got Series 5 and 6 on saturday, so had a bit of an RD Marathon.
Best season? any except the last one. Didn't really like the whole RD reincarnated thing.
Now here's a question for you. Whose the better KK? Miss Grogan or Miss Anette? (sp?)
"Smmeeeeeeeeeeeeeggg heeeeeeeeddddd"
23 March 2005, 02:32 PM
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Best series?
- Season 5
Best episode?
- Quarantine
Best quote?
- "Mr Flibble's very cross...."
Best character?
- Rimmer - being the total **** that he is
Best scene?
- Holoship - Lister going on about the sturdy holo-whip in the munitions cabinet, taking of his jacket and eating his ciggy
Best guest star?
- Talkie Toaster
Best alien/bad guy?
- Adolf Hitler
- Season 5
Best episode?
- Quarantine
Best quote?
- "Mr Flibble's very cross...."
Best character?
- Rimmer - being the total **** that he is
Best scene?
- Holoship - Lister going on about the sturdy holo-whip in the munitions cabinet, taking of his jacket and eating his ciggy
Best guest star?
- Talkie Toaster
Best alien/bad guy?
- Adolf Hitler
23 March 2005, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
Ah RD
Now here's a question for you. Whose the better KK? Miss Grogan or Miss Anette? (sp?)
"Smmeeeeeeeeeeeeeggg heeeeeeeeddddd"
Now here's a question for you. Whose the better KK? Miss Grogan or Miss Anette? (sp?)
"Smmeeeeeeeeeeeeeggg heeeeeeeeddddd"
23 March 2005, 02:41 PM
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Best quote :
Lister is holding up a banana, "go on what is it"?
Kryten : It's a, smeee it's a shmeeee, it's a small off-duty czecholslovakian traffic warden, no it's the bolivian navy on manouvers in the south pacific.
I'm getting good at this lying
LOVE THAT BIT, SO FUNNY!!
Lister is holding up a banana, "go on what is it"?
Kryten : It's a, smeee it's a shmeeee, it's a small off-duty czecholslovakian traffic warden, no it's the bolivian navy on manouvers in the south pacific.
I'm getting good at this lying
LOVE THAT BIT, SO FUNNY!!
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