Not been a Red Dwarf thread for a while...
 

Saw the "Psirens" episode on UK Gold last night and PMSL.

Rimmer - "It's bigger than King Kong's first dump of the day and it's steaming right towards us"

Kryten - "This is Mr Rimmer's Light Bee"
Lister - "Rimmer? He's my best mate isn't he?"
Kryten - "Sir - you are SICK!"

:D

Ah, good call and here goes with the Red Dwarf quote thingie

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/factbox/

"You want to squeeze my buttocks to make one juicy giant peach!"

:D

That bird as soo fit. Who was she again?

smeg heads :p

Pete Tranter's Sister ;)

Yeah, but in real life :)

Any pics anyone?

According to IMDB.com she is called Samantha Robson and also played PC Vicky Hagen in the Bill.

I watched one last night, the one with the triplicator where they make 1 bad red dwarf and 1 good one, and the bad rimmer says:

"First I'm going to beat you, then I'm going to HAVE you....." hahahaha

Okay then, pop quiz.
Best series?

Best episode?

Best quote?

Best character?

Best scene?

Best guest star?

Best alien/bad guy?

Doing mine now!
astraboy.

Aye, thats the one. Little google-ing discovers she has also got one of those trendy nude home videos celebrities think are good for PR :)

Looks carp though.

Best series?
4, closely followed by 8.

Best episode?
Bodyswap, SF plot but lots of comdey.

Best quote?
I cant believe i'm running away from a psychopathic curried man!

Best character?
Got to be Lister.

Best scene?
That scene where Cat is being chased by the Bazookoid heat seekers :D

Best guest star?
Andy, aka Timothy Spall in Back to Reality "THE RE-COU-PER-ATION LOUNGE, blimey, no wonder you only scored 4%, Cor what a bunch of twonks"

Best alien/bad guy?
The self loathing monster in Terraform. "Is it my turn now?" :D

Best series?
Probably 5, possibly 3 but 8 is good aswell.

Best episode?
QUEEG or Better Than Life

Best quote?
That is the metaphoric equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle in a lions mouth and then flicking his love spuds with a wet towel !

Best character?
Rimmer - his quotes are awesome !

Best scene?
When Rimmer was in the observatory talking to Lister and this happens
Cat: 'Owwww, my stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry'
Lister: 'Cat shhhh, Rimmer's dads died'.
Cat: 'Well I'd prefer chicken' :eek: :D

Best guest star?
Dwayne Dibley :D

Best alien/bad guy?
Not sure, pssibly the Emohawk.

Best series?
6 I think, closely followed by 4.

Best episode?
sdrawkcab :D

Best quote?
"I think we should call ourselves the Campaign for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society - one drawback is that the abbrevitaion is CLITORIS"

Best character?
Cat

Best scene?
1. Kryten (with groinal hoover attachment) trying to remove Listers boxer's in Polymorph
2. Ace Rimmer rescuing Princess Bonjela by sky-surfing a crocodile from Stoke Me A Clipper.
3. Self Destruct sequence from Bodyswap. (Toffee Crisp)
4. Unreality bubbles from Out Of Time
5. Taranshula

Best guest star?
Ainsley Harriot as Lister's Wife "Men - they're all b@stards!"

Best alien/bad guy?
Queeg. (does that count?)

Ah RD :)

Got Series 5 and 6 on saturday, so had a bit of an RD Marathon.

Best season? any except the last one. Didn't really like the whole RD reincarnated thing.


Now here's a question for you. Whose the better KK? Miss Grogan or Miss Anette? (sp?)

"Smmeeeeeeeeeeeeeggg heeeeeeeeddddd"

Best series?
- Season 5

Best episode?
- Quarantine

Best quote?
- "Mr Flibble's very cross...." :lol1:

Best character?
- Rimmer - being the total arse that he is :D

Best scene?
- Holoship - Lister going on about the sturdy holo-whip in the munitions cabinet, taking of his jacket and eating his ciggy :D

Best guest star?
- Talkie Toaster :D

Best alien/bad guy?
- Adolf Hitler

http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck06/ima..._bank/5-3l.jpg

Gotta be Claire Grogan. :norty:

Best quote :

Lister is holding up a banana, "go on what is it"?

Kryten : It's a, smeee it's a shmeeee, it's a small off-duty czecholslovakian traffic warden, no it's the bolivian navy on manouvers in the south pacific.
I'm getting good at this lying

LOVE THAT BIT, SO FUNNY!!

Another vote for the lovely Miss Grogan.

Watched 4 & 5 yesterday.
Rude Alert - Rude Alert
This is not a Daffodil:D