Who's the bigger tit.?
12 March 2005, 02:10 PM
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Who's the bigger tit.?
Me or her..
Scenario.
I was sat waiting to pull out of a car lot this morning after looking for a "cheap bucket of rust" (shameless plug for thread in Other Marques
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It was a straight road, 40 limit, dry but lots of traffic. I had been sat there a while and was waiting for a gap when I thought, "that's big enough if I'm quick" (I was turning right by the way) so a good bootfull across the road and merge into the small gap, I managed to get it spot on acceleration wise and when I came off the gas I was perfectly matching the others cars speeds.
Now here lies the problem area...
The young lass in front of me looked up into her rear view mirror as I wheel span across the road and accelerated into the gap, This bird then decides to brake fairly hard, bump her car up the kerb and then indicate left, (scowling at me as I went round her) i,e I think she needed clean knickers or something, she pulled well over to the left though, so had to go round her, otherwise I'd have had the car behind me in my boot lid if I braked...
She disappeared from my rear view with her right indicator on trying to merge back into the flowing traffic......
I carried on at 40 along with all the other traffic.
Andy
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Scenario.
I was sat waiting to pull out of a car lot this morning after looking for a "cheap bucket of rust" (shameless plug for thread in Other Marques
)It was a straight road, 40 limit, dry but lots of traffic. I had been sat there a while and was waiting for a gap when I thought, "that's big enough if I'm quick" (I was turning right by the way) so a good bootfull across the road and merge into the small gap, I managed to get it spot on acceleration wise and when I came off the gas I was perfectly matching the others cars speeds.
Now here lies the problem area...
The young lass in front of me looked up into her rear view mirror as I wheel span across the road and accelerated into the gap, This bird then decides to brake fairly hard, bump her car up the kerb and then indicate left, (scowling at me as I went round her) i,e I think she needed clean knickers or something, she pulled well over to the left though, so had to go round her, otherwise I'd have had the car behind me in my boot lid if I braked...
She disappeared from my rear view with her right indicator on trying to merge back into the flowing traffic......
I carried on at 40 along with all the other traffic.
Andy
Flame suit on.
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12 March 2005, 02:28 PM
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No just trying to get out of that dam car lot.. They'd sell you their granny if they could get away with it..
She didn't look too fit with her face off death on as I drove by.
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She didn't look too fit with her face off death on as I drove by.
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12 March 2005, 05:15 PM
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I'm just left wondering what the **** she was thinking exactly, knowing there is someone accelerating out of a junction toward her.. and what does she do?
Apply the brakes!
Andy
Apply the brakes!
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12 March 2005, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
You were doing OK in the believability stakes until this:
She looked in her mirror? Give over
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She looked in her mirror? Give over
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Nah, the trouble arose when she used it for something other than make-up application and panicked
I am continually bollocking MrsD for this sort of thing, she is obsessed with what people are doing behind her. Women don't seem to grasp that all they need to do is concentrate on where THEY are going
let the people behind them sort themselves out.
12 March 2005, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
try getting 400 odd horses with a paddle clutch off the line quickly without a little wheelspin
12 March 2005, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Doesnt 4 wheel drive overcome this?
Paddle shift - not in a Scoob
What were you in fuzz?? Sod your sh*te driving I want to know what has 400 horses and paddles
12 March 2005, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Paddle shift - not in a Scoob
What were you in fuzz?? Sod your sh*te driving I want to know what has 400 horses and paddles
What were you in fuzz?? Sod your sh*te driving I want to know what has 400 horses and paddles
12 March 2005, 09:40 PM
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Tit...........big time............serves the silly cow right, Women should not be behind the wheel..............run and hides for cover
12 March 2005, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Paddle shift - not in a Scoob
What were you in fuzz?? Sod your sh*te driving I want to know what has 400 horses and paddles
What were you in fuzz?? Sod your sh*te driving I want to know what has 400 horses and paddles
Stalling a paddle clutch with no revs is easier than riding a bike in wellies.
Fuzz- I reckon you won the biggest tít award though by a nipple.
13 March 2005, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
You were doing OK in the believability stakes until this:
She looked in her mirror? Give over
Alcazar
She looked in her mirror? Give over
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It's the little things like that, that most people miss, that actually give some foresight to what is about to happen next in any given situation.
Admitedly I didn't quite expect the brakes to come on so hard..
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13 March 2005, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Doesnt 4 wheel drive overcome this?
Not when you are leaving smooth concrete, down a drop kerb and over the salt/grit left in the gutter, no.
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13 March 2005, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
What? You think I couldn't see her head tilt left and up as if looking at the mirror?
It's the little things like that, that most people miss, that actually give some foresight to what is about to happen next in any given situation.
Admitedly I didn't quite expect the brakes to come on so hard..
Andy
It's the little things like that, that most people miss, that actually give some foresight to what is about to happen next in any given situation.
Admitedly I didn't quite expect the brakes to come on so hard..
Andy
The thing is they do when applying make-up but they couldn't tell you what's behind.
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13 March 2005, 11:32 AM
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Fuzz - I would imagine Alcazar was being sarcastic in that women don't use their mirrors when driving
Missed it completely.
Although my reply wasn't "having a go" It looks a little more curt this morning than it did when I wrote it.
Andy